The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it
won. The pastor was so
pleased with the donkey that he entered it in
the race again, and it won
again. The local paper read: PASTOR'S ASS OUT
FRONT. The Bishop was so
upset with this kind of publicity that he
ordered the pastor not to enter
the donkey in another race. The next day, the
local paper headline read:
BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS. This was too
much for the bishop, so he
ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey.
The pastor decided to give it
to a nun in a nearby convent.
The local paper, hearing of the news, posted
the following headline the
next day: NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN. The bishop
fainted. He informed the nun
that she would have to get rid of the donkey,
so she sold it to a farmer
for $10. The next day the paper read: NUN
SELLS ASS FOR $10. This was too
much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to
buy back the donkey and lead
it to the plains where it could run wild. The
next day the headlines read:
NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE. The
bishop was buried the next day.
The moral of the story is....being concerned
about public opinion can bring
you much grief and misery...and even shorten
your life. So be yourself and
enjoy life... Stop worrying about everyone
else's ass and you'll be a lot
happier and live longer! Have a nice day.
