mcpcola's daily (or not so daily) joke thread
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Once there was a midget who complained to his buddy
that his testicles ached all the time. As he was always
talking about his aching testicles his friend suggested that he go to
the doctor & see what he could do to relieve the problem.
The midget took his advice and went to the doctor
& told him what the problem was. The doctor told him to
drop his pants & he would have a look.
The midget dropped his pants & the doctor put him
up onto the examining table & proceeded to look for the
trouble. The doc put one finger under his left testicle and told the
midget to cough, which he did.
"Ah! Ah!" mumbled the doc and putting his finger
under the right one asked him to cough again, which he did.
"Ah! Ah!" said the doctor and reached for his surgical scissors.
Snip, snip, snip on the right side & then snip,
snip, snip on the left side & he told the midget to pull up his
pants & see if it still ached. The midget was delighted as he
walked around the doc's office and his testicles were not aching.
"What did you do Doc?" he asked.
The doc replied..."I cut two inches off the top of your cowboy
boots!!"
that his testicles ached all the time. As he was always
talking about his aching testicles his friend suggested that he go to
the doctor & see what he could do to relieve the problem.
The midget took his advice and went to the doctor
& told him what the problem was. The doctor told him to
drop his pants & he would have a look.
The midget dropped his pants & the doctor put him
up onto the examining table & proceeded to look for the
trouble. The doc put one finger under his left testicle and told the
midget to cough, which he did.
"Ah! Ah!" mumbled the doc and putting his finger
under the right one asked him to cough again, which he did.
"Ah! Ah!" said the doctor and reached for his surgical scissors.
Snip, snip, snip on the right side & then snip,
snip, snip on the left side & he told the midget to pull up his
pants & see if it still ached. The midget was delighted as he
walked around the doc's office and his testicles were not aching.
"What did you do Doc?" he asked.
The doc replied..."I cut two inches off the top of your cowboy
boots!!"
A small guy goes into an elevator, when he gets in he notices a huge
dude standing next to him. The big dude looks down upon the small
guy and says: "7 foot tall, 350 pounds, Turner Brown" The small white guy
faints! The big dude picks up the small guy, brings him to, slapping his face
and shaking him, and asks the small guy. "What's wrong?" The small
white guy says, "Excuse me but what did you say?" The big dude looks
and says "7 foot tall, 350 pounds, my name is Turner Brown." The small
guy says, "Thank god, I thought you said 'Turn around.'
dude standing next to him. The big dude looks down upon the small
guy and says: "7 foot tall, 350 pounds, Turner Brown" The small white guy
faints! The big dude picks up the small guy, brings him to, slapping his face
and shaking him, and asks the small guy. "What's wrong?" The small
white guy says, "Excuse me but what did you say?" The big dude looks
and says "7 foot tall, 350 pounds, my name is Turner Brown." The small
guy says, "Thank god, I thought you said 'Turn around.'
Turbo. Targa. Life.
SupraMania Shirt Slinger!
A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an
affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes
home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and
holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with
her not to shoot herself. Hysterically the blonde responds to the husband,
"Shut up... you're next!"
affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes
home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and
holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with
her not to shoot herself. Hysterically the blonde responds to the husband,
"Shut up... you're next!"
Turbo. Targa. Life.
SupraMania Shirt Slinger!
Turbo. Targa. Life. said:
it's like we say about lot lizzards
i'll be blunt...she's been pumped so full of jizz its running out her nose...
Turbo. Targa. Life.
SupraMania Shirt Slinger!
This guy goes into the drug store and asks the pharmacist where the
tampons are. The pharmacist directs him to aisle 4. The man comes back in
a few minutes with some toilet paper and some cotton balls.
The pharmacist asks the man, "Excuse me, it's none of my business, but you
asked where the tampons were, and now you come to me with toilet paper and
cotton balls. Why?"
The man responds: "Well, last night I sent the old lady to the store for a
carton of cigarettes, and she brought me a tin of tobacco and some papers.
Tonight, she can roll her own!"
tampons are. The pharmacist directs him to aisle 4. The man comes back in
a few minutes with some toilet paper and some cotton balls.
The pharmacist asks the man, "Excuse me, it's none of my business, but you
asked where the tampons were, and now you come to me with toilet paper and
cotton balls. Why?"
The man responds: "Well, last night I sent the old lady to the store for a
carton of cigarettes, and she brought me a tin of tobacco and some papers.
Tonight, she can roll her own!"
Haha, that's one to remember. That's could get you cut off from the booty for few days though...
Larry finally found the nerve to tell his fiancee that he had to break off their
engagement so he could marry another woman.
"Can she cook like I can?" the distraught woman asked between sobs.
"Not on her best day," he replied.
"Can she buy you expensive gifts like I do?"
"No, she's broke."
"Well, then, is it sex?"
"Nobody does it like you, babe."
"Then what can she do that I can't?"
"...Sue me for child support."
engagement so he could marry another woman.
"Can she cook like I can?" the distraught woman asked between sobs.
"Not on her best day," he replied.
"Can she buy you expensive gifts like I do?"
"No, she's broke."
"Well, then, is it sex?"
"Nobody does it like you, babe."
"Then what can she do that I can't?"
"...Sue me for child support."
Three Friends an Italian a German and a Greek they decided to bet it's other
100 euros who is going to make their wives scream more from sex.
So they all go home to have sex with their wives so they make them scream.
The next day the meet.
The Italian says, "I made love to my wife for 2 hours and she was screaming
for at least 1 1/2 hours."
The German says, "That's nothing, I start licking my
wife for two hours and she was screaming the whole time and half hour after that."
The Greek says, " That's nothing, I made love to my wife for ten minutes,
I came a couple times I wiped my Dick in the curtain and she still screaming."
100 euros who is going to make their wives scream more from sex.
So they all go home to have sex with their wives so they make them scream.
The next day the meet.
The Italian says, "I made love to my wife for 2 hours and she was screaming
for at least 1 1/2 hours."
The German says, "That's nothing, I start licking my
wife for two hours and she was screaming the whole time and half hour after that."
The Greek says, " That's nothing, I made love to my wife for ten minutes,
I came a couple times I wiped my Dick in the curtain and she still screaming."
I just read the whole thread and can't pick which one I like the best, but they are all worth reading. Good job mcpcola, and friends. I think I like the one about the Turner Brown the best though, or at least it's the one that sticks out in my mind.......................lol
