Well, this "stand-up" woman took some time and a little money for herself this weekend. Great time, not sure I ever want to do it again, LOL.
Went to this rather awful little strip club/bar in Ocala called Body Shots with my best friend and some of her friends on Saturday night. Didn't drink there, you had to buy at least 3 drinks on a credit card. I got mauled by the goth stripper there, by the name of Stormy. I had to wipe nipple grease off my face and her spit off my neck (where she licked me from my collar bone to my ear) by the time we walked away from the stage.
Left there, went to this other place a few miles away. 3 bars, 1 cover charge. Midnight Rodeo, for the rednecks, Absolut, for the drinkers, and Zanzabar, for the ones who like to dance. I spent most of the night being fed alcohol by my best friend's little brother's girlfriend, who we call Canada, since two Laura's drinking together gets confusing. Went back to said friend's house, and proceeded to puke all over her bathroom. Yay.
Like I said, I had a great time, but I don't want to do it any time soon. Even though I did only pay for like 3 of the 10 or so drinks I had.
Canada liked me, LOL.
Only another 9 days until Doward gets home. It will be nice to have him around again, I kinda miss him.