I don't KNOW that there was no service. According to the courthouse, there was no black and white - but I'm perfectly willing to hear Polak's side of the story.
Speaking of sides of a story, I wanted to go ahead and clarify a few things:
1) I understand Laura's needing to vent, but I do think she took things a bit too far with the bashing. Without getting into all the specifics, let's just say there was a lack of communication all around the house while I was gone.
2) I'm very proud of Laura and how she handled this situation. YOU ALL AIN'T GETTING MY TURBO THO!!! HAHAHAHA. *ahem* Seriously, she did a hell of a lot better than I honestly thought she would do, given the hand she was dealt.
3) Monkey sex = good.
4) I was pulled over for 65 in a 60. Even better, it was a pair of undercover vehicles. Vehicle 1, in the front, just blipped his lights at me, and told me over the intercom that 'Next time, it'll cost you' when vehicle #2 whips out and pulls me over anyway. That's what got me put up. Contrary to vehicle #2, I wasn't driving like a madman. How 'mad' can you drive a 90hp '88 Accord, anyway??
5) I'm getting shit straight. The PC Shop (my primary income) is closed from today until August 23rd, but I'm getting my business license renewed here in the City of Alachua to let me get back to work for myself. In 24 hours, I already have 3 computer jobs lined up, and I've got a lot of spare parts that I'll be selling off. I may have lost my part time job with the East Gainesville Initiative, however. I will know on the 31st what my status is there. I should have everything straightened back out within a month. I still hate Sumter County, however.
6) Mike for President.
Seriously, jail is HELL for any kind of intellectual. I do have some interesting stories I could tell of my little stint there, though, if anyone's interested (lol)