What's worse than a 1 ton great white shark?

[JustAnotherVictim]

It's a dolphin.

 

[GeneStarWindGSW]

JAV what are you talking about thats too big to be a dolphin.... its a manatee

Joe just buy one of these =)

Grenade-tipped harpoons

 

[OneJoeZee]

It's a dolphin.

If I saw a fin and I wasn't sure, never would I be close enough to find out!


Sharks are pretty smart. Who knows! Could be a great white in disguise.


You think you're about to play with a nice friendly dolphin. As soon as you get close enough, the shark takes off his mask. "ARRRRRR!! GOTCHA, BITCH!!!"


Didn't you see Deep Blue Sea? They ate Samuel L. Jackson!

SAMUEL L. JACKSON!!

 

[7MA61]

JAV what are you talking about thats too big to be a dolphin.... its a manatee

:biglaugh:

 

[GeneStarWindGSW]

:biglaugh:

:rofl:

bout died laughin when i saw that lol.

 

[OneJoeZee]

Where is your god now?

 

[suprahero]

Plus Joe, you know we don't swim.

What does that mean? People that own black supras?................:biglaugh:

I'd rather encounter a lion. My body and mind are trained to cower and run like a little bitch on land but not in the water!

You so crazy...............:yelrotflm :yelrotflm :yelrotflm

 

[bigaaron]

I wonder which race of people they would rather eat?

 

[HIDPLANET]

As with any other meat, dark meat is better

 

[OneJoeZee]

As with any other meat, dark meat is better

That may be, but white people are the only ones crazy enough to go near those bastards.

When was the last time you saw a black guy on documentary about swimming with sharks?:biglaugh:

 

[bigaaron]

As with any other meat, dark meat is better

We know you like the dark meat Charles, I was talking about sharks though. :biglaugh:

 

[suprahero]

You've got to get out of Offtopic and get rid of that 666 Aaron.

 

[johnathan1]

 

[HIDPLANET]

We know you like the dark meat Charles, I was talking about sharks though. :biglaugh:

Youer right Aaron...which is why you need to give me your "I *heart* Latinas" T-Shirt :love: . You can keep the "I sp00n Vato's" one....not for me. :biglaugh:

 

[bigaaron]

You've got to get out of Offtopic and get rid of that 666 Aaron.

lol, it's the devil talking through me right now!

 

[Loki]

Where is your god now?

LOLOL......



........jumping sharks scare me.

 

[Big Wang Bandit]

Black people don't swim anywho.

 

[Skam9685]

Actually I believe the Tiger Shark is the most aggressive shark also has the deadliest bite being that its teeth are razor sharp. Have a video of the Anatomy of a Shark Bite where they simulate the bite of a Great White and a Tiger Shark by actually making life size recreations of the beast. They also created a as realistic as possible leg from the foot to the thighs for the sharks to attack. They did tests from a stand still and tests from the sharks moving how they would in the water when charging at prey. The Great Whites bite is ferocious and rips flesh and breaks bones while the Tiger Sharks bite is a clean cut, essentially cutting the flesh and bone right in two. On the other hand the Great White has alot more power and bigger jaw width so the bite would be bigger. Basically either way your SOL!!!

 

[Doward]

You people all freak out about sharks - fuck that.

King Bitch of the Sea is the Orca.

Willy > Jaws

 

[Skam9685]

Orca and Jaws were both great flicks of their time and even today....I love sharks though esp the Great White. I think I wanna paint my car two tone now Grey on top and White on bottom like the great white and maybe add some decal gills...But if you wanna have a whale and shark debate we can compromise and just talk about the Whale Shark lol but thats more of a whale than actual shark anyways *shrugs*