Paris Shit4brains Hilton
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Oh yeah! The Bionic Phallus option would be very cool indeed... 
I want one 15 inches long, thick as your wrist and able to shoot over tall buildings... LOL (Oh wait that was superman, not Steve Austin...)
Daannnannnaaannnaaaaa....! I can hear the bionic sound track now...
Question is, do I get to go on secret missions to fight the bad guys on the back lots of Hollywood, or run around in very hip for the day orange suits with wide ties and stylin collars?
So bionic parts list.
Right arm and shoulder.
Legs.
Eye. (Can't remember if it was the right or left one? But it only works when I squint my eye into the camera and make the bionic soundtrack.. Pretty much goes for all my rebuild parts.)
Was there more?
I don't remember more, but perhaps the bionic woman could provide more information? (She's selling beds I hear these days... so they could have discovered the bionic phallus, and that's why she's now hocking beds? )
Actually, I've come to a conclusion. I just want what Chuck Norris has. (Since there are true rumors that his mere erection has caused orgams of joy to entire populations of the female species..)
I want one 15 inches long, thick as your wrist and able to shoot over tall buildings... LOL (Oh wait that was superman, not Steve Austin...)
Daannnannnaaannnaaaaa....! I can hear the bionic sound track now...
Question is, do I get to go on secret missions to fight the bad guys on the back lots of Hollywood, or run around in very hip for the day orange suits with wide ties and stylin collars?
So bionic parts list.
Right arm and shoulder.
Legs.
Eye. (Can't remember if it was the right or left one? But it only works when I squint my eye into the camera and make the bionic soundtrack.. Pretty much goes for all my rebuild parts.)
Was there more?
I don't remember more, but perhaps the bionic woman could provide more information? (She's selling beds I hear these days... so they could have discovered the bionic phallus, and that's why she's now hocking beds? )
Actually, I've come to a conclusion. I just want what Chuck Norris has. (Since there are true rumors that his mere erection has caused orgams of joy to entire populations of the female species..)
I get pissed off when I hear people say that she's hot, sexy, or WTF ever else *positive* they have to say about her. It really makes me sad that she is usually in the top 20 of the Stuff/Maxim/FHM 100 Hottest every damn year. Look, she has money, lack of brains, and she was in some amateur porno. How the f*ck does that make her special? She has a messed up nose and needs to gain some weight, her eyes make her always look drunk or doped up, and she's been seen in public with Fred Durst.
Whenever I look at Paris Hilton, there is something about her features - she looks like she was inbred by her rich ass family to "keep the bloodline pure".
Look, I am deployed to the middle east right now and even if I wasn't happily married I would turn Paris hilton down. That says something. The bitch is rancid.
Whenever I look at Paris Hilton, there is something about her features - she looks like she was inbred by her rich ass family to "keep the bloodline pure".
Look, I am deployed to the middle east right now and even if I wasn't happily married I would turn Paris hilton down. That says something. The bitch is rancid.
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This thread rocks. Paris has had more dicks in her than a porcupine has quills, she probably has or has had every disease known to mankind and probably has a few we have not discovered yet to. If you blew and air horn in her it would probably echo for the next 6 months.....or longer, just not sure which echo would be louder, the one between her ears or the one between her legs. She is all that is disgusting.
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This manwhore would spend her money LOL yeh right, like this is ever going to happen? NOT!
And buy some earplugs so I don't have to listen to her chatter...
Money is no proof of brains or style. Just look at Spears and her screwed up kids and husband for clear proof that fame and fortune is wasted often on the lame and ignorant.
LOL yeh right, like this is ever going to happen? NOT!And buy some earplugs so I don't have to listen to her chatter...
Money is no proof of brains or style. Just look at Spears and her screwed up kids and husband for clear proof that fame and fortune is wasted often on the lame and ignorant.
Sorry, but I never got into the whole 'She's dumb as a box o' rocks, but I'd hit it for a night!'
Every single time I've heard that from one of my friends, I'd look him in the eye and ask one question.
"Exactly how many other guys do you think have said, and done, just that?"
I personally prefer to go where no man has gone before
Every single time I've heard that from one of my friends, I'd look him in the eye and ask one question.
"Exactly how many other guys do you think have said, and done, just that?"
I personally prefer to go where no man has gone before
I don't get pissed, but am truly confused. She is butt ass ugly. Of course the list of ugly "hot" women is long.
don't forget she has no tits or ass. she also has no sense of style for a skanky bitch who is rich as hell.
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Ok, that is totally true, she is lacking in any curves whatsoever.
I like women with curves for sure. (But could spend Hilton's money as easy as the next guy... I'm thinking a quad turbo AWD vehicle would be a good start...)
Oh, and as far as "going where no man has gone before? Please! Get real, women sleep around as much as guys do, so unless your going to wait, don't expect her to have either.
I like women with curves for sure. (But could spend Hilton's money as easy as the next guy... I'm thinking a quad turbo AWD vehicle would be a good start...)
Oh, and as far as "going where no man has gone before? Please! Get real, women sleep around as much as guys do, so unless your going to wait, don't expect her to have either.