Paris Shit4brains Hilton

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This was the first time I've heard/seen her speak and after 2 mins I'd had enough of her idiot crap she's nothing but a walking sperm receptacle and really needs to STFU.... Doh off on a rant again man she annoys me! ;)
 
exander

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^^^^
I don't know I still think Jessica Simpson is hot. Not saying I'd tap it, but Jessica is still attractive.
 
suprahero

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Jessica Simpson's body is flawless. At least what I've seen of it anyways. I don't dig the stupid part, but she is easy to look at...........lol


AyeMate, you may need to seek therapy for anger management................;)
 
Adjuster

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Ok, let's see here.

If Paris was available... I'd hit it, marry it, and then divorce it... LOL And then become very, very rich on my 1/2 of the leftovers..

All you guys that say otherwise, just have not thought out the benefits v/s the liabilities. (You can always glove up in seran wrap etc.) And take a shower afterward if your so grossed out... LOL

Woof Woof, I'm just a dog remember? :)

Sad part is the sex would be better than the communication I'm sure. (She is one stupid ass rich bitch for sure, but keep the "RICH" part in mind... and try not to dwell on being a man whore.. LOL)
 
exander

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Adjuster said:
Ok, let's see here.

If Paris was available... I'd hit it, marry it, and then divorce it... LOL And then become very, very rich on my 1/2 of the leftovers..

All you guys that say otherwise, just have not thought out the benefits v/s the liabilities. (You can always glove up in seran wrap etc.) And take a shower afterward if your so grossed out... LOL

Woof Woof, I'm just a dog remember? :)

Sad part is the sex would be better than the communication I'm sure. (She is one stupid ass rich bitch for sure, but keep the "RICH" part in mind... and try not to dwell on being a man whore.. LOL)
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GoldDigger:icon_razz
 
Supracentral

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Adjuster said:
If Paris was available... I'd hit it, marry it, and then divorce it... LOL And then become very, very rich on my 1/2 of the leftovers.
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What the hell good is all that money after your crotch rots off?
 
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"Adjuster, astronaut. A man barely alive. Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. We have the technology and he has the money. We have the capability to build the world's first bionic penis. His penis will be that that penis. Better than it was before. Better, stronger, faster. "
 
exander

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SupraDerk said:
"Adjuster, astronaut. A man barely alive. Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. We have the technology and he has the money. We have the capability to build the world's first bionic penis. His penis will be that that penis. Better than it was before. Better, stronger, faster. "
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Longer?
 
ChadMKIII

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Supracentral said:
What the hell good is all that money after your crotch rots off?
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ROFLMAO!!!! Hahahahaha!

Yeah, I'd be a bit worried about letting her TOUCH me, let alone hit it.
I wonder if stupidity of that seriousness is contagious...
 
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haha nah, it's a quote from the Six Million Dollar man with a couple of words changed to fit the situation of a crotch rotting off
 
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