Wooooo! I've got signal!
I took a few minutes to go over the wiring in the parking garage at work. I switched all the grounds over from E2 to E1. I don't know if one of the splices was bad or if the groundwasn't passing enough current.
Now, the car will start and idle. If I try the throttle you can hear it rev up for just a split second then it all falls flat and dies.
The wiring is now identical to the diagram I've been updating above. You both have the settings I'm running with at the moment as well. What do I need to look at next? Fc is grounded to E1, BTW. TPS (VTA) registers .52 - ~3.5.
I double checked the Fc ground, and the connections to Vs, VTA and IGt.
I really hope it's just software from here on out.