Guv'na's Tavern

[Bird87]

Passing federal Way

 

[jdmfreak]

I am at lightning bolt party harrty

 

[Bogwon]

This thread has gone from epic to legendary...

 

[Villy253]

at lightning bolt i amharry potter

Fixed it.for.yu



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[jdmfreak]

Thanks villy that's totally what I ment how did you know?

 

[Bird87]

- Bird and Sir Shawn pushed their steeds to the limit to escape the V-Tec bandits. Midknight was a bit faster than Sir Shawns Albino queen and took lead. But something was wrong.... "Bird your steed is putting off a horrid stench!" just as Sir Shawn mentioned that MidKnight began to lift her tail as poop sprayed from her ass all over Sir Shawn. Bird cried out " Damn! She blew a gasket!"....To be continued.

 

[Villy253]

Shitbi think i just pissed myself laughing reading birds story time !!

I knowbyou went to hogwarts shawny poo!

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[Bird87]

Was writing a story and my fucking phone deleted the next segment.....

 

[jdmfreak]

Was writing a story and my fucking phone deleted the next segment.....

If I wasn't there I would have thought this was the next installment

 

[Bird87]

-We return with MidKnights ass violently flapping, Sir Shawn throwing up from being covered in poo, and Bird laughing hysterically. One of the V-tecs on a mini steed that had a badge that read S2000 yells out " My name is Paul! I'm a friend! Fallow me to safety!" Bird and Sir Shawn look at each other and yell ".....FUCK IT!" The 3 exit the forest and enter a well lit cave. As soon as they are in Paul yells "NOW!!" Right then a group of riders with the crest PacNW show up out of the shadows. The V-Tec bandits stop, do a full 180 and retreat. Bird said " PacNW?!? I thought you were all just a legend!" One of the riders on a Blue steed jumps off " No we are real! Just as real as my boobs you sexy chocolate man!" Bird and Sir Shawn look at each other and smile as they wait for the rider to remove her helmet. "The name is Villyan" Bird and Sir Shawns smiles dissipate and turn into looks of disgust as the riders helmet comes off to reveal that the woman is actually a transvestite. "But you 2 can call me the Guv Na " - ....to be continued.

 

[Faye]

AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA AMAZING AMAZING AMAZING!!!!!!!! This is why I love you people!!!

 

[loc182]

just as Sir Shawn mentioned that MidKnight began to lift her tail as poop sprayed from her ass all over Sir Shawn.

Let this be a lesson to us all, don't twerk and drive.

 

[loc182]

Also, awesome that an S2000 came to your rescue! The Supra replaced my near mint S2000 after horse thieves started harvesting its organs : (

 

[Bird87]

Also, bitchin that an S2000 came to your rescue! The Supra replaced my near mint S2000 after horse thieves started harvesting its organs : (

I'm not bitchin, the S2 is apart of the group! I don't discriminate against cars just owners lol.

 

[Villy253]

I think he meant bitchen as in awesome

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[loc182]

I think he meant bitchen as in awesome

This! I loved my S2000. Would still be driving it today had thieves not struck

 

[Villy253]

I want a s2k as well. I haven't driven one yet but mr2 aw11 made me start loving and longing for a two seater.

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[Bird87]

This! I loved my S2000. Would still be driving it today had thieves not struck

I apologize lol

 

[Bird87]

Villy im surprised you didn't comment on your appearance im killing off your character lol

 

[jdmfreak]

Villy wishes he had tits like his character