Guv'na's Tavern

Bird87

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Jul 25, 2009
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Villy253;1967595 said:
To be honest i skip over anything yo write that is more then two sentences lol

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Asshole of the week goes toooooo :p
 
Hey you big choclate sex toy atleast im honest and telling you the truth!! You know id use you as if i loved you!! I mean i love u man and so does Susie!! Just dont poop on us like you do to shawny poo

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Bird87

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-Mini short story time!- These are just random moments in the actual story that have nothing to do with what's going on... As I am having writers block and don't give to much effort until the next installment.



Bird had decides to try a new crave that started rising in the lands. It was called PIZZA. He entered the HUT that was making them and ordered. The cheese disk was good and satisfied him so he decided to fall asleep to some porn. " Are you done with us now?" said the female porn star. "I paid $9.99 from Sir Shawns wallet without him realizing it so no.....continue" said Bird. As the sexy time continued, Bird soon fell asleep. But was awoken around 2 FUCKING AM BY MY STOMACH. Sorry..... So Bird ran to the nearest out house. " O god I think I know how MidKnight feels!" There was a loud rumble and a scream. Hours later Bird was found passed out on the floor with his intestine in the toilet bowl. Moral of the story, fuck pizza hut and their food poison products. - End of the Cheezy peezy squeezy -
 

jdmfreak

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Oct 8, 2010
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Little did Bird know that sir Shawn did indeed realize he was missing 9.99 and when Bird wasn't looking had lightly poisoned his food as payback :p sir Shawn is a sneaky bastard
 

Pyro15D

kind of a lucky dude
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Villy, you're going to miss the torque! What Honda are you getting? It better be an NSX!

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