Best Pick up lines

[Loki]

Do you know the difference between my penis and a chicken leg? No? Well let's go have a picnic and find out.

You're ugly, but you intrigue me.

If you and I were squirrles, I'd store my nuts in your hole.

Hi! I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore ur anus.

:rofl::rofl:

 

[JustAnotherVictim]

You're ugly, but you intrigue me.

Best one.

 

[TurboWarrior]

I heard a squrrel one:

baby, you remind me of a sqirrel cause my nuts would look good in your mouth

 

[ChadMKIII]

SLAP!

Id like to try those, but i value my life

Hahahaha! Funny.

Agreed, I'd love to try a lot of these just for the fun of it, but I'd rather leave in one piece.

 

[GotTurbos?]

Don't be picky, I wasn't.

 

[csr ma71]

Tiger Woods is my cousin

Is that your car, the taco truck?