Best Pick up lines
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HAHAHA. I just got that! My first thought was,
"Oh Dear, Matt is going to get pissed because Aye Mate is doggin on his car(because of that nono face) and then I stopped and thought...
Booger...The Skittle...Booger...The Skittle...AHH. Same color!
LOL, I'm a loser.
"Oh Dear, Matt is going to get pissed because Aye Mate is doggin on his car(because of that nono face) and then I stopped and thought...
Booger...The Skittle...Booger...The Skittle...AHH. Same color!
LOL, I'm a loser.
[Grab the ass] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
Ouch! My tooth hurts! "Why?" Because you are soooo sweet!
Do you have any Irish in you? (if no…) Would you like some? (if yes…) Want some more?
Never worked. But i got slapped once for the first one. Then we hooked up later that night
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Ouch! My tooth hurts! "Why?" Because you are soooo sweet!
Do you have any Irish in you? (if no…) Would you like some? (if yes…) Want some more?
Never worked. But i got slapped once for the first one. Then we hooked up later that night
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Look at all those curves, and me with no brakes!!!
My magical watch says you aren't wearing any panties. Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast!
Hey , I'm the cable guy, my only policy is that if I hook your cable up, you have to hook mine up!
I think you've got something in your eye. Oh nevermind, it's just a sparkle.
You must be Jamaican, Cause you Jamaican me crazy.
I think I'm in heaven because you look like an angel. Can you take off your shirt so that I can check for wings?
Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here!
Excuse me M'am, you dropped a piece of ass, let me get that for you. (then grab her ass)
Is your father a farmer? Because you sure do have some nice melons.
My magical watch says you aren't wearing any panties. Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast!
Hey , I'm the cable guy, my only policy is that if I hook your cable up, you have to hook mine up!
I think you've got something in your eye. Oh nevermind, it's just a sparkle.
You must be Jamaican, Cause you Jamaican me crazy.
I think I'm in heaven because you look like an angel. Can you take off your shirt so that I can check for wings?
Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here!
Excuse me M'am, you dropped a piece of ass, let me get that for you. (then grab her ass)
Is your father a farmer? Because you sure do have some nice melons.
CTsupra
Supramania Contributor
Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?
I'd like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then move up to your belly button.
Why don't you get down on your knees and smile like a doughnut?
I'd like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then move up to your belly button.
Why don't you get down on your knees and smile like a doughnut?
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CTsupra
Supramania Contributor
CTsupra
Supramania Contributor
I'm easy. Are you?
So...... How am I doing?
Gee, that's a nice set of legs. What time do they open?
I bet you $20 that you're going to turn me down.
Did you know that the word "motel" spelled backwards is "letom?"
I'm the one responsible for all of those crop circles in Europe.
Bond. James Bond.
Is that a keg in your pants? Cause I'd love to tap that ass.
Excuse me, does this taste funny? (Hand them a shot)
Take off that dress and fuck me, you cave newt.
Grab your jacket, you've scored. Let's go.
You know, you really piss me off. You are the most disgusting bitch I have ever seen. Absolutely disgraceful. Wanna suck my hairy balls?
So...... How am I doing?
Gee, that's a nice set of legs. What time do they open?
I bet you $20 that you're going to turn me down.
Did you know that the word "motel" spelled backwards is "letom?"
I'm the one responsible for all of those crop circles in Europe.
Bond. James Bond.
Is that a keg in your pants? Cause I'd love to tap that ass.
Excuse me, does this taste funny? (Hand them a shot)
Take off that dress and fuck me, you cave newt.
Grab your jacket, you've scored. Let's go.
You know, you really piss me off. You are the most disgusting bitch I have ever seen. Absolutely disgraceful. Wanna suck my hairy balls?
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And now a little how-to for the girls on here
http://www3.pokerroom.com/main/45/media/PickupLines.wmv
Right-click, "save as...".
http://www3.pokerroom.com/main/45/media/PickupLines.wmv
Right-click, "save as...".
CT stole mine.
which was
Nice Shoes wanna fuck?
I would never say that to a chick, cause they have some sort of massive communication system where instantly they know if your an asshole or not.
which was
Nice Shoes wanna fuck?
I would never say that to a chick, cause they have some sort of massive communication system where instantly they know if your an asshole or not.
Do you have a Bandaid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
couldnt watch this thread die
couldnt watch this thread die
"I'm Rick James BITCH on your knees" --- Yes it has worked for me, but sadly my alarm clock started ringing that son of a...............