Best Pick up lines

[jam4484]

That shirt is very becoming on you, but then again, if I was on you, I would be cuming too! Hahaha I had to add one!

 

[yankiwi]

Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you????:3d_frown:

 

[miggles]

*calls her over with one finger waving* See I made u come with one finger, Think of what I can do with all 10

 

[MDCmotorsports]

**Hands blank card with name and phone number.**

"If you ever need help shaving those legs, call me.

 

[Pokey]

Hi...I drive a Supra!:boobies:

leave the bar and she sees your mk3::hah::

she says i thought you said you drive a Supra!:wuteva:

and you go home with a::bhg:: and do:wuteva:

 

[darkandroid1234]

"I don't know what I have to say to have sex with you, but let's just assume I've said those things and go straight to the intercourse."

Me: "I'm a talent scout for a major movie production, would you like to try out for a part?"

Her: "Are you serious? Of course I would"

Me: " OK, lay down on your back and put your legs up in the air, the emotion for the scene is; your legs hate each other, now make them spread as far away from each other as you can."

 

[b005t3d]

if i had 5 dollars for everytime i saw a girl as beautiful as you, id have 5 dollars.

that shirt would look great on my bedroom floor.

 

[Facime]

"do you mind if I hang out here until its safe over where I farted?"

 

[mattjk]

I used to say this:

I would walk up behind a girl really close and whisper into her ear "excuse me, but I think you are the most beautiful girl here" and then I would just walk away.

Worked everytime. They would always blush up and have a huge smile on her face, and tell all her friends and point to me. I'd wait 15 mins and if they are still looking at me, then I would walk back and chat.

Last time I did that I was in vegas... a month later she drove down from Santa Barabara and spent the weekend.

Unfortunately I was also drunk and she looked WAY different than I remembered. :cry:

 

[CTsupra]

^ :rofl:

 

[Insidious Surmiser]

Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you????:3d_frown:

:nono: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

 

[Insidious Surmiser]

Hi...I drive a Supra!:boobies:

leave the bar and she sees your mk3::hah::

she says i thought you said you drive a Supra!:wuteva:

and you go home with a::bhg:: and do:wuteva:

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: i'm dyin over here

 

[Insidious Surmiser]

:drink1: then you shoulda had a few more :rofl:

^ :rofl:

 

[Squid699]

Unfortunately I was also drunk and she looked WAY different than I remembered. :cry:

haha...shoulda gotten drunk again to make her look better!

 

[exander]

Be unique and different, just say yes.

Do you have a map? Cos Honey, I just keep gettin lost in your eyes.

Hey baby, you must be a light switch, coz every time I see you, you turn me on!

 

[88supraTT]

** do you wash your jeans in windex ,


no

** cos I can see myself in your pants




Will

rofl
i don't want the thread to die :sonic:

 

[CFSapper]

haha

"are you a parking ticket? cause you got fine written all over you"

 

[Yellow 13]

haha

"are you a parking ticket? cause you got fine written all over you"

Quagmire lol

Oh sorry, I dont wanna come between you two...Or do I!

 

[CTsupra]

Do you know the difference between my penis and a chicken leg? No? Well let's go have a picnic and find out.

You're ugly, but you intrigue me.

If you and I were squirrles, I'd store my nuts in your hole.

Hi! I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore ur anus.

 

[s383mmber1]

Do you know the difference between my penis and a chicken leg? No? Well let's go have a picnic and find out.

You're ugly, but you intrigue me.

If you and I were squirrles, I'd store my nuts in your hole.

Hi! I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore ur anus.

SLAP!

Id like to try those, but i value my life