Best Pick up lines

[brad92t]

"I drive a MK3 Supra."

 

[IJ.]

"I drive a MK3 Supra."

Going for the charity fuck?

 

[group a supra]

hi, i just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down. go ahead say no my name is allan_ma70

 

[Loki]

Are those space pants? because your ass is out of this world.

 

[yannis-supras]

My Penis died, can I bury it in your ass?

Hey nice shoes you got there. Wanna fuck?

"Show me your boobs"

:biglaugh: All three priceless :bigthumb: Believe it or not that last one has worked half the times for me...!

 

[group a supra]

you might not be the most beautifull girl in the room but beauty is only a light switch away

 

[group a supra]

do you believe in love at first sight or should i walk by again :biglaugh:

 

[group a supra]

one of my favorites gents


can i buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?

 

[group a supra]

hi, i just notice you looking at me across the room.
i'll give you a minute to catch your breath ....

you always get a giggle on that one

 

[SnowMongoose]

"Do you know how much a Polar bear weighs?"
-No
"Enough to break the ice. Hi, I'm _________"

still waiting to try that one out.

That and I've always wanted to do the Top Gun Loving Feeling trick, with my rugby team singing back up.

 

[Squid699]

"Do you know how much a Polar bear weighs?"
-No
"Enough to break the ice. Hi, I'm _________"

still waiting to try that one out.

That and I've always wanted to do the Top Gun Loving Feeling trick, with my rugby team singing back up.

i did that at karaoke night with my friends, it works.

 

[Shytheed Dumas]

"You like apples?"

"Yes"

"How 'bout I fuck you up the ass? How you like them apples?"

I don't know anybody who's had the guts to try this one, but if anybody wants to give it a go, I'd like to hear how it works out for you.

 

[Jspec7m88]

:biglaugh:

My Penis died, can I bury it in your ass?

:yelrotflm :yelrotflm :yelrotflm :yelrotflm :yelrotflm :yelrotflm :yelrotflm
HAHAHA. Good lord, I 'bout fell out of my chair on that one!!!

 

[Jspec7m88]

If I told you that you had a nice body...would you hold it against me?

________

"Hey! The word of the day today is "LEGS"!"

-oh really?

"Yeah, so let's go to my house and spread it."

 

[Joel W.]

"Are you working or just walking?"

 

[benelit0]

Baby, lets go back to my pad and do some math.

Add some champagne, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and MULTIPLY!:naughty:

 

[CFSapper]

Baby, lets go back to my pad and do some math.

Add some champagne, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and MULTIPLY!:naughty:

I laughed so hard when i read that one

 

[DreamerTheresa]

Pick-up lines:

Funny on paper.

Lame in practice.

 

[Horsepowerfreak]

Wanna play house?

You be the screen door and I will slam you all nite!

or the good ol' stand by:

I like peanut butter.

wanna *uck?

 

[mkiiSupraMan18]

"If you were a booger I'd pick you first" :icon_bigg