I know but hey im bored
any way ill start off
What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?
My zipper.
any way ill start off
What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?
My zipper.
Best Pick up lines
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Boostaddctn
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Pick up lines are pretty cheesy, just walk up to them and be your self and talk to em, no need for pick up lines... aight peace :chicken:
"Want to go back to my house and order a pizza and have sex? No? Then we'll forget about the pizza."
Worked for me. Didnt get laid that night but it got me the girl.
Worked for me. Didnt get laid that night but it got me the girl.
CTsupra
Supramania Contributor
damn, u smell that?
-no
someone farted, let's get out of this place
-then u grab her by the arm and take her somewhere to be alone
not too cheesy and it will probably work
oh, and dcru, the line goes like this:
wanna get a pizza and fuck?
-no = what u dont like pizza?
-yes = large pepperoni it is!! oh, but what should we get on the pizza?
-no
someone farted, let's get out of this place
-then u grab her by the arm and take her somewhere to be alone
not too cheesy and it will probably work
oh, and dcru, the line goes like this:
wanna get a pizza and fuck?
-no = what u dont like pizza?
-yes = large pepperoni it is!! oh, but what should we get on the pizza?
