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Sluts, the both of them.

.... Oh, man. Your trainwreck pic > my trainwreck pic. I'm totally stealing that shit.

Wait about five days. Your jaw will be a nice green color.

It's from Ayn Rand's "Atlas Shrugged."

... My cat's breath smells like cat food.

Get some ice packs/frozen peas/something and put 'em on your face. Will help reduce swelling and bruising. I bruised more and was in more pain having my wisdom teeth removed than I was for my jaw surgery.

Shhhh! Don't tell anyone!

And remarkably, it WAS NOT my doing this time.

And furniture. Thank god for the furniture.

Yup. If she REALLY didn't want to have anything to do with him, she wouldn't. Good thinking.

:P FINE. Here. Have some tiats. http://www.checkoutmybreasts.com/main.htm "A friend introduced me to a company with some brilliant muthas on their marketing panel. The following is a clothing company based out of Paris that uses pr0n to advertise their clothes, as well as...

She needs to invest in a shotgun.

ownzord.

I'm sure there are plenty of books/vids/etc to help you out. Would help you more than winging it, and certainly cheaper than lessons, though I'd suggest investing in one or two anyway. :)

Why is she tolerating this?

PARTY AT KAI'S PLACE!!

I already have a few of these on hand... NWS: Not wussy safe. Administrator comment: Considering the subject matter, and who has posted this, if YOU click on that link, do not complain to me about it. I will just ban you from off topic... I laughed my ass off, it's sick...

I hates them.

So do babies.

Thought you guys might wanna see it.... . .