Mind Boggler

[exander]

Why do we park in driveways, and drive on parkways?

 

[Supracentral]

Why do they say pre-heat the oven?

An oven exists in two states:

Heated

-and-

Unheated

What the fuck is preheat? To heat before you heat?

 

[IJ.]

To bring it to cooking temp before you put the food in

Same as you don't dump a steak in a cold fry pan then light the gas!

 

[exander]

To bring it to cooking temp before you put the food in

Same as you don't dump a steak in a cold fry pan then light the gas!

HA! The smartass(inteligent anus) couldn't answer my question. I gotcha bitch

 

[IJ.]

Did someone hear a noise???

damn it sounded like something really ugly!

 

[jdub]

Like a high pitched squealing sound....

 

[IJ.]

Yep that's it sort of a bit reminiscent of an attention whore running around saying "look at me look at me"

 

[whudafux]

Where does a dentist go when he leaves the room?

How come there arent any round states?

 

[exander]

Alright IJ that did it. You made me post another pic:icon_evil

BTW the one on the left is my brother

 

[IJ.]

ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH my eyes my eyes .......

 

[MDCmotorsports]

Why do hotdogs come in packages of 5, and yet the buns come in 6's?

Why is there braile on the drive through ATM?

 

[exander]

Why do hotdogs come in packages of 5, and yet the buns come in 6's?

They don't.

 

[DreamerTheresa]

They don't.

ownzord.

 

[swaq]

Why is there braile on the drive through ATM?

Hahaha, is that true? (I don't use ATMs ever)

 

[JustAnotherVictim]

If 7/11 is open 24/7 why are there locks on the doors.

 

[swaq]

If 7/11 is open 24/7 why are there locks on the doors.

Ooh, good one. Hmm, maybe they close on holidays?

 

[MDCmotorsports]

WHy is there a sign on the door that says "Seeing eye dogs ok?"

Who the CRAP IS GOING TO READ THAT ONE?

If con is the opposite of pro, then is congress the opposite of progress?

 

[exander]

If 7/11 is open 24/7 why are there locks on the doors.

Dunno, but ours isn't open 24/7. Possibly in case of an emergency and they have to lock "bad people" out.

 

[JustAnotherVictim]

Dunno, but ours isn't open 24/7. Possibly in case of an emergency and they have to lock "bad people" out.

Like you.

 

[smokey]

Alright IJ that did it. You made me post another pic:icon_evil

BTW the one on the left is my brother

fly fishing in khaki is the new style i see

*gets out his bass weekly*