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  1. DreamerTheresa

    F***ING REJOICE!

    OMG YAY!!! BRING ON THE BOOZE AND HOOKERS!
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    Cute fuzzy things AHOY!!!

    But I offered. At least I asked permission first.
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    Cute fuzzy things AHOY!!!

    HEY! Any of your children croaked out yet? I have plenty of outlets to take care of the little vermin if need be. MAJOR late late late late-term abortion type sort of thing. :naughty: edit: And actually, no. He's still holding in there, thanks for your concern. I am having to...
  4. DreamerTheresa

    Plan B

    Oh, no, dear. BELIEVE me, I speak my mind, sober or otherwise. I just get more, you know, ABRASIVE when I've had alcohol occationally.
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    egg remedies

    Turkey. :: nods sagely ::
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    Ramseys murderer found.

    HOLY SHIT!!! A post Nick and I can agree on!! HELL FREREEZES OVER! DOGS SSLEEP ING WITH CATS!! ...that other ling that I always forget. ``Theresa. Shoudln't be t yping right now. ...god, My typing gets WORSE as I sober up, not better.
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    Plan B

    I should DEFINITELY call the WAAAAAAAHMbulance for Rakkasnn and CajunAngel. xoxo, ``Theresa. Who gets WAY too abrasive sometimes when she's had one too many to drink.
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    Plan B

    Word. And babies are fucking ugly until about a year old. Then they stop looking like something out of a Ridley Scott film and something more akin to a mini human.
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    Ramseys murderer found.

    So we should bring in the thought police now?
  10. DreamerTheresa

    !!!!!!! Fantasy Football !!!!!!!

    Is too! :icon_mad: :icon_razz
  11. DreamerTheresa

    Ramseys murderer found.

    No. You can be a homosexual without ever having sex with your same gender. You can be sexually attracted to kids as a pedophile without ever having sex with a child. THAT SAID. He didn't do it. http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060828/ts_nm/crime_jonbenet_dna_dc_7 He got what...
  12. DreamerTheresa

    Ramseys murderer found.

    Personally, I think people can be pedophiles all they want as long as they don't act on it.
  13. DreamerTheresa

    OMG crazy night, Drunk,blood,police,cat(warning blood/messed up cat) pics

    Are you a vet? I hope the fucks who did this die in a fire. Let us know what happens with the kitty, though I imagine the magic pink shot will be what's gonna happen. :(
  14. DreamerTheresa

    Plan B

    This is what the hard-core religious types do ALL THE TIME. The anti-abortionists do the same.
  15. DreamerTheresa

    Plan B

    Actually, I've finally gotten my gyno to agree to give me that tubal I've been begging for for ten years. I imagine that madness is going to take place next summer. There will be a zOMG THERESA'S BARREN!!1!1!!11!!!1eleventy party shortly thereafter.
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    Plan B

    http://www.crlp.org/pr_01_1130salvador.html
  17. DreamerTheresa

    Plan B

    South Dakota advocates it. Ohio advocates it. El Salvador REALLY advocates it. That is the direction in which we're moving. Even the government is putting out guidelines for females of breeding age to be perpetually considered "pre-pregnant" and ready for breeding...
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    Plan B

    Dear masses, please read "The Handmaid's Tale," as that is where you fundie pro-life, anti-woman types would like the world to go. If sterilization for women was much easier to accomplish, we wouldn't need so many 'back up plans.' Besides, for those of you who are against it, have you...
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    sorry but im too damn excited had to put it somewhere.

    Nice bike, but the wheels have GOT to go.
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    Some random analogies

    I'm pretty sure that was my reaction, too.