Who's drunk right now!?

Chrisfrom1986

Chrisfrom1986

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Jun 10, 2006
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So I showed up at McDonalds wanting some double cheesburgers and Im like, hey let me get 3 double cheeseburgers and the person in the drive through isd al llike, hit brekfast, I was like what the fuck. I look at my clock in the Cressida and sure enough its fucking 5:25. Sp Im like what the fuck, let me get that 2 for 2 egg mcmuffin shit. Shes all like, all we have is the 2 for 3 sausage mcmyuffin with egg. So I was like alright lemme get that. But seriosuly, I got a warning parkuing ticket for supposedly parking overnight in a gated community, bitches, Im just parking here for a few hours to have some fun and tory to hit on some breezy, dont givve me one of your fake ass ticket bullshits.
 
Kai

Kai

That Limey Bastard
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May 18, 2006
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Okay, so i'm drunk, but still sober enough to use a spellcheck....i'm in cider country at the moment - in the land of many a wench, and been playing pool with the landlord, knocking back as much cider as i can physically handle, not paying for it (as i'm staying here and i fixed his fridge) and laughing whilst doing it :p

Tomoorrow is a day of meat eating (sunday roast, yey!), more cider drinkung and hoping that a wench will appear and stuff my melon between her bristols :D

Although if that fails, i'll be heading to Liverpool for some nookay!
 
willfish

willfish

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Apr 23, 2005
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mmm went down to the french quarter last nightwith some coworkers last night, drank a few hurricanes, got a real good buzz on an was too tipsey to post it last night ...


yea, down here in New Orleans now working till around the 18th of May ..


Will
 
americanjebus

americanjebus

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Mar 30, 2005
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Not all that wasted, but my roomate just filled the fuking sink with vomit, and clogged the shit.

"dont use the sink man"
"theres a fukin toilet 1 ft away you douche!"

god damnit.
 
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Mk3runner

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Nov 19, 2006
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I think my current job is going to kill me soon. being a diesel mechanic with poor pay and poor equipment doesn't work out.

sooo, I'm getting my buzz on before work. vodka and rockstar!
 
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Mk3runner

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Nov 19, 2006
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just now sobering up enough to head towards work soon... 151 on pepsi all day... feel like shit and got ASE tests tomorrow night...

oh well.
 
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Mk3runner

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is it bad to be completely sober now, still at work with a long ways to go and been awake since 7-8am? man I need another drink.
 
WhtMa71

WhtMa71

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So yes..Im very drunk..Watching infomercials..dammit...:thumbsdow
And ive probably reponded in every thread available now...
 
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