The Official my neighbors are having sex right now thread
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Can we have a lets get kyle some sex cause its been to long thread? I have some fookable neighbors...
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OMG :rofl: you were the LAST person I thought would say that Tanya hahahaaahaTanya said:
Kyle--we like to stick to thread titles that are actually achievable.
Examples:
Acheivable: 2jz in a mini-cooper
Not-Acheivable: Getting Kyle laid.
Acheivable: 700ci motor in MKI
Not-Acheivable: Getting Kyle laid.
etc...
Word.
Thats the problem with me going to an independent study school Dont get to hang out with the ladies.
At Starbucks tho soe of my buddies rate the wenches on fuckability scale. When everyone is gone tho.
Thats the problem with me going to an independent study school Dont get to hang out with the ladies.
At Starbucks tho soe of my buddies rate the wenches on fuckability scale. When everyone is gone tho.
Let's continue.Turbo. Targa. Life. said:
Achievable: Lizard gorrila hybrids killing of the majority of the human race, because some people time traveled and stepped on a butterfly, then brought it backon the sole of a boot throwing off all evolution causing giant man eating bats and crazy snake eel things, while a unicorn flies by and TROGDOR the BURNiNATOR rises out of the core of the earth to burninate all the thatched roof cottages.....
*gaaaaaasp*
Then trogdor fighting the evil lizard gorrilla things, who by the way sleep by hanging from branches like bats, it's an epic battle
Not achievable: Getting kyle laid.
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Dude...get your mack on!! You work at starbucks for god's sake. That's beautiful women central!!! Start chattin while you're waiting for their damn mocha to be done, and then BAM you got their number.
jdub said:
Lol, yeah, I figured that had a lot to do with it
ValgeKotkas said:
Nah it's usually between 10pm and like 5am that they're going at it
5'9 + 110lbs is a pile of sticks.
One of my closest friends, is pretty hot, but she's 5', 100lbs. I'd break that (6'1, 220lbs here)
Now 5'1, 120 lbs? That's my kind of girl! I need a girl with some MEAT on her... not fat, fucking meat. I want something to grab, and not feel like I'm breaking her pelvis, you know?
As for your neighbors getting it on 5 times a night? What's wrong with that?
I love my wife dearly - we've gone at it for 12 hours straight... I just never get head
One of my closest friends, is pretty hot, but she's 5', 100lbs. I'd break that (6'1, 220lbs here)
Now 5'1, 120 lbs? That's my kind of girl! I need a girl with some MEAT on her... not fat, fucking meat. I want something to grab, and not feel like I'm breaking her pelvis, you know?
As for your neighbors getting it on 5 times a night? What's wrong with that?
I love my wife dearly - we've gone at it for 12 hours straight... I just never get head
Doward said:I love my wife dearly - we've gone at it for 12 hours straight... I just never get head
does your wife like chocolate?
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Turbo. Targa. Life. said:
wtf are you laughing about, it was a serious question :nono:
(was going to imply that he use choclate syrup to get head, heh)