The Official my neighbors are having sex right now thread

[RHDMK3]

I am sensing that Kyle has some issue's deep down that need to be dealt with, possibly from a "nasty" break up in the 3rd grade? You wanna talk about it Kyle?

 

[Allan_MA70]

wtf are you laughing about, it was a serious question :nono:

(was going to imply that he use choclate syrup to get head, heh)

*looks at tanyas avatar* :naughty:

 

[Shytheed Dumas]

:wuteva: Great. The guy in the next hotel room is watchin porn with the volume turned up waaaaayyyyy too loud. :squirt-mo

Wonder if the porno charge is going on an expense report? :icon_conf

 

[trucker]

bang on the wall...tell him to turn it down, you are tring to masturbate, and find the noise distracting...

 

[Shytheed Dumas]

Nice Trucker! Or maybe I could bang on the wall and ask him if he could clear out and let me use his unused time and kleenex when he finishes it off.

 

[trucker]

kinna reminds me when i was staying at a swank hotel a couple of years back.

in the room next to mine there was horrible cursing and crashing going on.

i called the dude who sits at the desk and gets stuff like tickets for you(it's french, forgot what he's called),, and he came up with a security person(some old hag with a flashlight).

i was peeking out the door when they went to the room, i surprised to hear it was only the old man in there.when asked what was going on,his reply?

this is the first erection i've had in years, and both of my hands are asleep...

 

[boostadikt]

^^^^ HAHAHAHAHAHA...... thats freakin funny, i bet he was soooo pissed cuz he couldn't do anything haha

 

[Big Wang Bandit]

lol.

 

[Turbo. Targa. Life.]

wtf are you laughing about, it was a serious question :nono:

(was going to imply that he use choclate syrup to get head, heh)

I know what you were implying, but honestly, I never expected it to come from you. That's what made it so funny :rofl:


oh and btw the french thing is called the concierge if I remember right

 

[TurboWarrior]

next time this happens slip a piece of paper under the door

"can i join"