The Official my neighbors are having sex right now thread

[MDCmotorsports]

Video now or ban.

 

[Turbo. Targa. Life.]

JON...you never got back to me in that PM--feel free to tell me Im a lowballing n00bface who deserves to be shot Other than that, get on AIM.

 

[NgoFcukinWay]

naw...what you do is when they are done...bang on the wall as hard as you can, scream at them to keep going because you aren't done yet...

ROFLMMFAO:biglaugh: :biglaugh: :biglaugh:

 

[Turbo. Targa. Life.]

LMAO I missed Trucker's post, but that is funny shit...

 

[trucker]

its a sick sad world and i'm a happy guy...

 

[Superjustin13]

i'd knock on there door when there done

and ask if they can keep it down

 

[trucker]

i'd knock on there door when there done

and ask if they can keep it down

naw...ask if she can knock IT down


or if adventorus,ask kim if he could keep it up?

 

[da89soup]

So Im reading this and no one asks the most important question of is derk's neighbor chick hot?????? If she is hot thats sweet if she is ugly than that sucks................lol

 

[trucker]

So Im reading this and no one asks the most important question of is derek's neighbor chick hot?????? If she is hot thats sweet if she is ugly than that sucks................lol

what matter ugly or good looking?

do you know why fat/ugly chicks give the best head? they have to

never got a good hummer from a pretty woman....but them fugly ones....

 

[NgoFcukinWay]

what matter ugly or good looking?

do you know why fat/ugly chicks give the best head? they have to

never got a good hummer from a pretty woman....but them fugly ones....

speaking from experience i'm assuming?:aigo: :nono: :icon_conf

 

[Big Wang Bandit]

Fat chicks give he best head cause they are hungry

 

[trucker]

speaking from experience i'm assuming?:aigo: :nono: :icon_conf

skinny, fat
short, tall
the big bad trucker
is gonna fuck em all!

 

[souprat]

man trucker that was a good laugh.

 

[Finnon]

funny when ya actually see other people buckin. liek when im at work i often fix peoples house roofs. ive seen a few people at it before lol. or when u see chicks ironin in the buff lol

 

[Aaron J Williams]

do you know why fat/ugly chicks give the best head? they have to.

Fat chicks always F*ck like it's the last time they ever will...because it just might be!

Luckily for me my nearest neighbor is 1/4 mile away at the end of my driveway.

:biglaugh:

 

[NATAN666]

jesus you guys need to get out more...

"how do you look at two people who just boned"

you gotta be fucking kiding me? have you EVER had sex with a woman?
do your friends ever get laid? man.. you're living in some other world.

i would wager that 60% of the people you see in any given day have just had sex... why dont you give them awkward looks and start internet threads about THEIR sex life...


and... hot chicks give good head. maybe american hot chicks are fuckin idiots, and the fat americans are idiots too but are used to sucking on things.

 

[trucker]

no nathan....the hot american chicks know they don't have to give head to get the guy.

they get offered dick all the time....the fat chicks, they need to make a good impression

 

[JustAnotherVictim]

no nathan....the hot american chicks know they don't have to give head to get the guy.

they get offered dick all the time....the fat chicks, they need to make a good impression

Universal truth.

 

[Supra Blues]

jesus you guys need to get out more...

"how do you look at two people who just boned"

you gotta be fucking kiding me? have you EVER had sex with a woman?
do your friends ever get laid? man.. you're living in some other world.

i would wager that 60% of the people you see in any given day have just had sex... why dont you give them awkward looks and start internet threads about THEIR sex life...


and... hot chicks give good head. maybe american hot chicks are fuckin idiots, and the fat americans are idiots too but are used to sucking on things.

I agree, I went home for lunch today and busted one out, I don't think I should get a dirty look.

 

[xarewhyayen]

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