Odd things that happen at your job.....

[wingman]

heh..i still work at wendys, and ALWAYS see some crazy stuff.

one night about 9:00 it was cops night out at wendys (picture 12 squad cars surrounding our building) and some drunk comes through and wants a jamocha shake, hoops can relate with the "sorry this isn't ****in XXXX". The guy got pissed and floored his truck, but didn't think of turning the steering wheel.

He ended up taking out two squad cars and his truck...just before a good 20 or so cops ran out of the dining room and into our parking lot. They got the grand idea of turning ALL the squad car lights on and persuading half the town to sit right outside to see what's going on....oh well at least it kept the stoners at bay.

...or the time a 17 year old kid decided to drift around the back of our store in his neon, and buy my manager a new charger in the process.

 

[americanjebus]

workin in a hospital i see alot of fun people,

theres are some patients that have a inate need to escape, well some of them try. There was a patient that tried to escape once through his window and made it too.

he ran but when he got out of the window he looked arround and realized that he escaped into the one part of the hospital where the windows look into a small courtyard with nothing but 20ft walls and sealled windows all arround where everyone in the waiting rooms could look into.

i was walking by with a cart and i look out into the courtyard to see an old man in nothing but a blue gown just paniking in the courtyard running arround while everyone watched him.

poor guy, he was so close yet so far.

 

[siman]

Why does the following scenario pop into my head after reading Siman's post !

Dr: First, the sternum is cut down the middle with a special bone saw and the chest opened

Siman interupts: No no no I tell you the 2JZ and 1JZ Cranks are the same cos I read it on the internet! <jk>

Actually Zimmer (medical instrument company) makes a Sternum Saw. :icon_bigg

That was like a year ago buddy, let it go.

 

[siman]

workin in a hospital i see alot of fun people,

theres are some patients that have a inate need to escape, well some of them try. There was a patient that tried to escape once through his window and made it too.

he ran but when he got out of the window he looked arround and realized that he escaped into the one part of the hospital where the windows look into a small courtyard with nothing but 20ft walls and sealled windows all arround where everyone in the waiting rooms could look into.

i was walking by with a cart and i look out into the courtyard to see an old man in nothing but a blue gown just paniking in the courtyard running arround while everyone watched him.

poor guy, he was so close yet so far.

"Despite all my rage, I am still just a rat in a cage": Smashing Pumkins.

 

[IJ.]

Actually Zimmer (medical instrument company) makes a Sternum Saw. :icon_bigg

That was like a year ago buddy, let it go.

Just messin with ya Jon !

 

[92turbo4life]

here this his another thing that happened the other day......

we sell belt buckles/dogtags/tshirts n ghetto accesories..lmao.anyways some 13 year old kid steals a shirt and dips out. hah me being 16 i turned the corner and tried to catch him but security had him..... so they say if we dont press charges they will call the kid and tell him to come get HIS shirt becasue security aint a collection agency..wtf i thaught that was ghetto. it isnt my call to do anything but c'mon that aint right....

hah the shirt has little ceasers on it with some crazy bread and it says i got dat crazy bread...roflmao we ghetto but it pays for my supra;(

 

[siman]

Its sad nowdays, you can steal and get away with it. If they owner of the stolen item decides to takle you and give you a nice 1.2. in the face you can sue him and WIN.


Now THAT is just retarded.

-jonathan

 

[Topher E]

Well i work at jiffy lube (better than speedee :lol and we had some random ninja run thru our shop. Both bay doors were open and he went from one side to the other. That was all.

 

[92turbo4life]

^wtf lmao ninja

 

[92Turbo]

I work in a school for special needs children...so I see all kind of crazy stuff...Just the other day some very overweight student crapped his pants and my co worker had to clean it. Its disgusting but he said he walked in the bathroom and the student was bent over the toilet stark naked trying to reach his ass to whipe it but, he was to fat to reach:barf:

 

[92turbo4life]

is it wrong if i am laughing?

 

[NDBoost]

I work in a school for special needs children...so I see all kind of crazy stuff...Just the other day some very overweight student crapped his pants and my co worker had to clean it. Its disgusting but he said he walked in the bathroom and the student was bent over the toilet stark naked trying to reach his ass to whipe it but, he was to fat to reach:barf:

thats not crazy..thats plain nasty.. im eating too

 

[greg88]

One time at Little Caesar's this old hispanic guy with a thick accent came in to pick up pizza. I thought he was speaking Spanish so I replied "No hablo espanol". He just looked really pissed and said "I was speaking English."

 

[92turbo4life]

y u got a hamburger as an avatar/...roflmao

 

[lanky189]

y u got a hamburger as an avatar/...roflmao

y u got a magazine as yours?!!


DON'T SUPPRESS HIS YOUTHFUL EXPRESSION!

 

[IJ.]

Avatars!

Too many of Greg's and you'll look like Lanky's making it so the closest you'll get to a Supra will be 92t4life's

 

[92turbo4life]

roflmao

 

[Clip]

<just dont run with scissors.

anyway, working at a local convenience store i get to see some pretty interesting stuff, like two painters who come in at least 10 times per day and always leave with a few 40s of cobra and one or two icehouse double-deuces. around the 9th or 10th time, they just come in with grins on their faces and don't say too much.

id have to say the funniest thing though was a guy who broke in, stole 1 bottle of $4.99 wine and proceeded to walk across the road and sit next to the river drinking, right up to when the cops pulled up and put him in the back of their car. i guess when you need it you need it, huh...

 

[92turbo4life]

fuck i stared at your avatar for liek 5 minutes waiten for him to fall hahahah

 

[Clip]

hah ,you shoulda seen me cheering him on, but he never got to the damn finish line...