is she fat ?

[willfish]

i cant hit a 33 year old. some of my friends moms are that age. its..... weird.

not me man, ! when I was 18 to 21 , i was working in a grocier store , I was servicing all the late 30's early 40 yr old moms, !!!!!!:naughty:

even after turning 21, and going to bars, all them older milfs are looking to have a younger guy work their ** tail ** since there 2 pump chump hubbies wouldn't...... their all looking for them younger guys to work it !!! :naughty:


Am I wrong guy's ????


Will

 

[Allan_MA70]

i cant hit a 33 year old. some of my friends moms are that age. its..... weird.

DUDE!!!! nothing better then droping that on one of your mates the look is priceless uke:

 

[willfish]

DUDE!!!! nothing better then droping that on one of your mates the look is priceless uke:

Anyone who runs is a V.C.! Anyone who stands still... is a well-disciplined V.C.!



full metal jacket huh ?

:icon_bigg

Will

 

[??supra]

not me man, ! when I was 18 to 21 , i was working in a grocier store , I was servicing all the late 30's early 40 yr old moms, !!!!!!:naughty:

even after turning 21, and going to bars, all them older milfs are looking to have a younger guy work their ** tail ** since there 2 pump chump hubbies wouldn't...... their all looking for them younger guys to work it !!! :naughty:


Am I wrong guy's ????


Will

there aint nuttn better then banging out some lady who is 10-15 years older. its better then younger girls. they have more experience.

 

[willfish]

there aint nuttn better then banging out some lady who is 10-15 years older. its better then younger girls. they have more experience.

Amen to that !!

??supra....

Will:icon_bigg

 

[SupraMario]

y do i see this thread ending like kroze's thread where he disappears for like 5 months and we think the chick found the link and turned him into ground beef.
ill say good bye now i guess, cya will. we will miss you...:biglaugh:

 

[willfish]

y do i see this thread ending like kroze's thread where he disappears for like 5 months and we think the chick found the link and turned him into ground beef.
ill say good bye now i guess, cya will. we will miss you...:biglaugh:

lol,, no man,, I'm here to stay,



what fishy smelly doesn't kill me, only makes me stonger !!'
no matter how plump


Will

 

[SupraMario]

Lol

 

[Charlie97L]

i cant hit a 33 year old. some of my friends moms are that age. its..... weird.

so did a lot of your friends mom's have them when they were 15? did i do that math right?

on a serious note will, she looks very nice, and if she's got a big chest like you said, with that size/weight is probably very proportionate and attractive. i'd say go for it!

 

[goliath]

Be careful Will, didn't the last girl you had key the supra?:dunno:

 

[americanjebus]

so did a lot of your friends mom's have them when they were 15? did i do that math right?

on a serious note will, she looks very nice, and if she's got a big chest like you said, with that size/weight is probably very proportionate and attractive. i'd say go for it!

actually yes, my 17 year old friend was NOT intentional so yes 15. and yes i have checked out his mom, but dunno about hitting it. its like doing your best friends g/f, its a no fly zone.

 

[Loki]

I'd hit it with my best friends Mom, well if she was hot.

 

[americanjebus]

srry if i have SOME morrals. you guys sound like youd hit ANYTHING. no offense its just wut it sounds like. i try to think with my brain not with my dick, unless theres alcohol, then my dick takes supreme command.

 

[Loki]

srry if i have SOME morrals. you guys sound like youd hit ANYTHING. no offense its just wut it sounds like. i try to think with my brain not with my dick, unless theres alcohol, then my dick takes supreme command.

I have morals :dunno:

 

[tte]

Yeah... there are guys like that...guys who would screw anything that has a pulse...lol

As for the drunk bit, the more drunk you get the more prettier the ugly chicks appear to you...Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder even if you are drunk...lol..

Cheers,
roy

 

[CTsupra]

hahahaha. yeah, i don't think i could smash one of my friends mothers. i have thought about it, but nah. what i have done though is slammed a few of my so-called friends ex girls.

not the most friendly thing to do, but when these people back stab you and do other unfriendly like things behind your back, then you find out, but you don't let them know you found out and let that person think they have the upper hand on you... getting their ex in the sack is funny in my book it's especially funny when you start hearing things like, "oh kenny, i've always wanted to you," "damn your shit is ****," "i've never done that before." :rofl:

eh, if they ever find out, beat me up, lol.

 

[kwnate]

I 100 % know she has some DOUBLE D BOOBS



Will

If she is hella fat from the boobs down, then just tittie fuck her, give her money shot and get the hell outta there!!! mmmmm double D's.

 

[drunk_medic]

If I was single, I wouldn't care so much about age if I was just in the dating scene [as in dating and not looking for commitment]. When I WAS single, years ago, I thought about driving out to the bars in Destin, Florida [about 20 minutes away, but where the wealthier people play] to pick up a "sugar mama" - you know, a women in her 30s or 40s who has enough money and took good care of herself that she looks 5-15 years younger than she really is.

I found a good solution, though - a nice, beautiful young woman with good morals from Wyoming.

 

[ShagsSupra]

when I was like 14, my best friend and I had a "sorta" friend.. we hung out with him somtimes.. and his mom always came in and sat with us and talked with us, well my friends older brother said he had seen this kids mom swiming nude in the inlet where we live near and said she swam up to him when he was on a boat dock and tryed to get him and his friends to bang her.... well we being 13 and 14 at the time belived it LOL (we still dono if its true or not) well 1 day when my and my friend were at his house his mom walked in and my friend sat like RIGHT next to her legs touching legs and all she did was smiled, so we left and talked about it and we made up our minds..... we were gonna bang that dudes mom then say "glen we banged your mom" LoL.

Well we talked aobut how we were gonna do it but nevr could muster the balls to do the things we said we should do, lol but 1 day we were walking down the street and see her checking her mailbox... I dared my friend to open his fly and let his penis be visable to her LOL Belive me or not... well he did, we talked to her for a second and she looked down and said your zipper is open, he looked up and her and said "I know" my face turned beat red... her smilled disapered and she said what do you mean you know? he looked at her and grinned and said I just know its open and he put his hand in the hole.. she immediatly walked to her car and drove to his house and his mom came and picked us up didnt say a word.. droped me off. I called him the next day and his mom picked up and said I wasnt allowed to talk to him anymore LOL, He told his mom EVERYTHING, is what he told me the next monday at school LOL. and we never went to glens house again..

Me and him are still best friends and have been since 2nd grade.

belive the story or not I know the truth.

 

[aka Kactabigun]

Yeah! right Lol. Things like this dont happen in the real world do they.
Reading through previous posts its all about boys dreams of porking for the
first time.
Wet dreams now thats something else, I bet theres loads of you had one. Girls aswell, Yeah the imagination takes over when your tucked up in your bed. It could be linked to reading dirty mags. As most of them stories are a
load of bollocks. Come on you dont think any of them are true.
And the fella humping his mates girlfriend ( you wish) Dreams thats all.
I bet you were the spottiest geekiest, well not the most geekiest kid in the town. If you did hump your mates girlfriends after they pissed you off good on ya.But all this talk is of teenage fantasies, and wet Dreams.:biglaugh: