Lol I know this is probably a stupid problem but I have the dipstick in the block, I don't see any signs of bends and I can't even bend the tube myself so I highly doubt it got bent while it was sitting on the roof of the car while I changed the gasket, and I can feel it sort of seat into place if I unbolt it and push it in further and I don't see it going on another way. This problem is so weird lol. I will investigate further tomorrow and play around with it I hope I have it on backwards or turned around lol.