A 3rd grade teacher asks her students to use the word definately in a sentence, the first child replies "i will definately do my homework tonight" The teacher says "good job, anyone else?" The next child says "I definately love my mommy" and the teacher again says "good job!" Then the class wise-ass raises his hand and asks "Teacher, do farts have lumps?" to which the teacher replies "no, farts do not have lumps" Then the child says " Then I have definately just shit my pants"