Bad Jokes? OH SNAP!
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One of the best I've seen:
You are driving along in your car on a wild, stormy night.
You pass by a bus stop, and you see three people waiting for the bus:
1. An old lady who looks as if she is about to die.
2. An old friend who once saved your life.
3. The perfect partner you have been dreaming about.
Which one would you choose to offer a ride to, knowing that there could only be one passenger in your car.
Think before you continue reading.
This is a moral/ethical dilemma that was once actually used as part of a job application.
You could pick up the old lady, because she is going to die, and thus you could save her life;
or you could take the old friend because he once saved your life, and this would be the perfect chance to pay him back.
However, you may never be able to find your perfect dream lover again.
The candidate who was hired (out of 2000 applicants) had no trouble coming up with an answer.
He simply answered:
"I would give the car keys to my old friend, and let him take the lady to the hospital. Then I would stay behind and wait for the bus with the woman of my dreams."
Sometimes, we gain more if we are able to give up our stubborn thought limitations.
You are driving along in your car on a wild, stormy night.
You pass by a bus stop, and you see three people waiting for the bus:
1. An old lady who looks as if she is about to die.
2. An old friend who once saved your life.
3. The perfect partner you have been dreaming about.
Which one would you choose to offer a ride to, knowing that there could only be one passenger in your car.
Think before you continue reading.
This is a moral/ethical dilemma that was once actually used as part of a job application.
You could pick up the old lady, because she is going to die, and thus you could save her life;
or you could take the old friend because he once saved your life, and this would be the perfect chance to pay him back.
However, you may never be able to find your perfect dream lover again.
The candidate who was hired (out of 2000 applicants) had no trouble coming up with an answer.
He simply answered:
"I would give the car keys to my old friend, and let him take the lady to the hospital. Then I would stay behind and wait for the bus with the woman of my dreams."
Sometimes, we gain more if we are able to give up our stubborn thought limitations.
jtamulis said:
i just watched a movie with that in it... but i forget what it was...like 16 blocks or something
whats red and shaped like a brick?
a brick
Whats yellow and shaped like a brick?
a red brick in disguise
A man walks into a bar... OUCH
Horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?"
Whats green and eats nuts?
Herpies
why did the blonde stare at the orange juice?
cos it said concentrate
whay did the blonde jump over the clear glass wall?
to see whats on the otherside
a redhair,brunett and a blonde are all in the delivery room waitin to give birth
the redhair says "I was on top when i convieved so im having a boy"
The brunett pipes up and says "well i was underneith so im having a girl"
the blonde goes "ohh noes im having a puppy"
a brick
Whats yellow and shaped like a brick?
a red brick in disguise
A man walks into a bar... OUCH
Horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?"
Whats green and eats nuts?
Herpies
why did the blonde stare at the orange juice?
cos it said concentrate
whay did the blonde jump over the clear glass wall?
to see whats on the otherside
a redhair,brunett and a blonde are all in the delivery room waitin to give birth
the redhair says "I was on top when i convieved so im having a boy"
The brunett pipes up and says "well i was underneith so im having a girl"
the blonde goes "ohh noes im having a puppy"
