Bad Jokes? OH SNAP!

[Ckanderson]

How long does it take to microwave a baby?














I dunno I was too busy masturbating

Why dont jews wear penny loafers?












You ever try to walk and grab at your feet at the same time?

 

[MDCmotorsports]

Why does a chicken coupe only have 2 doors?










If it had 4 it would be a chicken sedan.

 

[Superjustin13]

^

LAME


iv heard that joke like 13091301903 times


heres a lame joke


Ok Theres a no armed no legged women at the beach, and she see's this cute guy and she says hey can i get a hug, so he feels bad and hugs her, she see's another cute guy walking by and says hey your cute, can i have a kiss, he feels bad and kiss's her, Another guy walks by and says Will you fuck me, So he Picks her up and throws her in the oceans and says there now your fucked

 

[Clip]

why did helen keller masturbate with her left hand?














cause she had to moan with the right.

 

[suprahero]

^^^^^^You know you'll rot in the eternal pits of hell for that don't you Clip?







Just kidding, that was pretty good. This is a lame joke thread. Come back when you have some weaker material................:biglaugh:

 

[Clip]

i think im gonna burn for pretty much every one of my jokes here lately. stuff like racism and whatnot, and all that helen keller shit.

lets see. a bad joke.

how many irishmen does it take to change a lightbulb?

ten. one to hold the bulb and the rest to drink whiskey til the room spins.

 

[da89soup]

Did you hear about the fish that went deaf?





He had to buy a herring-aid.

 

[CFSapper]

Why does a chicken coupe only have 2 doors?

If it had 4 it would be a chicken sedan.

LOL'ing so hard here never heard that one

 

[Big Wang Bandit]

What do Pink Floyd and Dale Earnhardt have in common?


















Their last big hit was The Wall!

LOL I love the Floyd and Dale. RIP

 

[exander]

What do you call a cow jacking off in a field?











Beef Stroganhof (sp?)

 

[supraman7mgte]

What do you call a Supra owner that does'nt spend $2,000.00 he found on his car?





Non-existant...

 

[b005t3d]

2 part joke:
what do you call a deer with no eyes?









no i-deer.
what do you call a fish with no eyes?












fsshhhh!!

 

[Reign_Maker]

What's black and white and red all over?















a newspaper...

 

[exander]

What's black and white and red all over?
_____________________________________________________________________________________________________ a newspaper...

Damn I thought it was a black man in the KKK

(No I'm not rascist)

 

[IJ.]

What's the difference between a fridge and a woman?















The Fridge doesn't fart when you pull the meat out!

 

[exander]

What's the difference between a fridge and a woman?



The Fridge doesn't fart when you pull the meat out!

I was gonna say that one except with fag instead of woman

 

[Reign_Maker]

^^^lmao fugger!

Exander, I cant tell THOSE kinds of jokes, I dont wanna offend anyone...

 

[exander]

I shall tell the racial one then, but no Helen Keller jokes.

 

[exander]

Disclaimer: All jokes may be interchangable with hair color blonde was used for ease of story telling


What do blondes do for foreplay?













Remove their underwear.





How can you tell when a blondes been in your refridgerator?


















When there's lipstick on the cucumber.

 

[LuvMySilverSupra]

carlos mencia joke:

why are guys such dicks?




because women only fuck dicks.