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IJ.

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While backing out last nights dinner I stopped to consider this aspect of my life ;)

In my 46 years averaging it out to once a day that gives me 16790 visits and again averaging it out this results in 4197.5 Kg's/9253.8 lb's of crap!

So I've managed to shit over 2 times my Supra's weight so far :aigo:

Quick Q for the guys: Do you do a preemptive spray of the Airfreshener before or wait till the stench hits or none at all so anyone else in the house can get the full effect?
 
Rennat

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HAHAHAHAHAHA...... your now offically INSANE.


but if i take a fat one and it smells horrible. i just leave it... let the next person get a wiff of my greatness.
 
Facime

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IJ, a "courtesy flush" is customary in my houshold as i live with two females. Also the fan is on a timer so setting that for 5 minutes and closing the door most of the way on exit is kind.

I personally have never left an "upper decker", but if you truely want to let others "enjoy" the fruits of your labor (so to speak) that is always and option.


Here is a more serious question though. Did you actually weigh a random sampling of crap to get an average or do you have a displacement meter on your toilet? either way, you are a sick sick man!
 
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buckshotglass;1113295 said:
First, I thought you went to the dump. Next, I thought you were at dinner somewhere, and you were backing out, and I was waiting for something bad to happen... it went horribly wrong from there.:nono:

I guess, good morning to you too, IJ.
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Same exact thing I was thinking while reading it.

A joke is only funny when the punchline is unexpected, and I never expected something this cracked from IJ.
 
Facime

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google knows how much you shit?

interesting...gross, but interesting.


(yes I know, its going to be an estimate based on food intake, etc. But people take the time to figure this stuff out...what a world we live in.)


how about this! imagine what kind of a pile that would leave in your backyard if you pooped on the ground like a dog.
:icon_eek:


EDIT: VVV thats just too fuckin funny! Sphincter dilation caliper...
 
Clip

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he has his anus calibrated every six months by the international weights and measures board
 
Dunckel

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IJ.;1113265 said:
Quick Q for the guys: Do you do a preemptive spray of the Airfreshener before or wait till the stench hits or none at all so anyone else in the house can get the full effect?
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Try lighting a match after a smelly shit. The burnt sulfur neutralizes the smell. IMO it works better than air freshener. And who doesn't like the smell of sulfur?
 
logan

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LOL, This thread reminds me of the movie kenny.

Doesn't anyone put water on their shit? (crap, flush, wipe, flush)
 
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