A dump

billwert

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Naylor
roundfinger;1116058 said:
As i seem to suffer from a mild case of random IBS, which becomes more volatile when red sauces are consumed. I wonder why I knowingly love and consume Mexican and italian food...spaghetti, tacos w/ spicy red sauce, chicken marinara/paremesan, etc...
Now it has yet to be so bad where Ive not made it to the restroom in time, and I've damn sure had to clench my sphyncter like you wouldnt believe on some strange fast ass walks to a gross but NEAR restrooms to pop a squat on. Oddly when that hot stream of "Liquid Ass Fire" blows out of me I feel reborn. And thinner.

I actually Laughed till I cried when i read this. "Liquid Ass Fire" Must be my toilet humour.