Your Favorite Family guy quote!

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Kevin Federline's Magic Mirror
Kevin: "Magic Mirror, how can I look like a douchebag today?"
Peter: "Well Kevin, I would say first of all don't shave or shower."
Kevin: "Ok, I won't"
Peter: "And you just got out of bed right?"
Kevin: "Yea"
Peter: "I would say just go ahead and wear that tanktop all day"
Kevin: "Um, ok"
Peter: "Alright, so we've covered the hygiene, no collared shirts... Oh yea, don't forget to walk around with an undeserved sense of accomplishment."

Stewie: "Did you listen to Howard Stern this morning? He had some strippers on and they sounded hot. Then he made a joke about a negro, but Robin laughed, so it was okay
 
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Charlie97L

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Stewie: Cut my eggs.
Butler: [cuts eggs] Your eggs are cut sir.
Stewie: Cut my milk!
Butler: I can’t sir, it’s liquid.
Stewie: Imbecile! Freeze it, then cut it, and if you question me again I’ll put you on diaper detail and I promise I won’t make it easy for you.

Stewie: Dear Stupid Dog, I've gone to live with the children on Jolly Farm. Good-bye forever, Stewie. P.S.- I never got a chance to return that sweater Lois gave me for Christmas, I left the receipt on top of my bureau. I'm probably over the 30-day return limit, but I'm sure if you make a fuss they'll at least give you a store credit or something. It's actually not a horrible sweater, it's just I can't imagine when I would ever wear it, you know? Oh and I also left a button on the bureau, um I'm not sure what it goes to but um I, I can never bring myself to throw a button away, I know as soon as I do, I'll find the garment it goes to and then it'll, wait a minute actually could it have been from the sweater? Did that sweater have buttons? Hmm. Well I should wrap this up before I start to ramble. Again good-bye forever. PPS- You know what, it might be a little chilly in London, I'm actually going to take the sweater.

that last one is my favorite... and there was one where stewie says something about becoming a "fiscal hermit crab everytime the kni-kay does a self correction"

OH GOD HELP YOU IF I FIND PICKLES!
 
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lanky189

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"Wanna go get a sooooda? Wanna go get some ice cream? ..Wanna go take a dump in Mother Maggies shoes?"
 
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