Your Favorite Family guy quote!
- Thread starter SupraMario
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Just like the time I started noticing girls (and then you hear popcorn pop)
Stewie: This is my rifle, this is my gun, this is for shooing and this is for fun
(And when they're at the renaissance fair and then you hear ding ding when Lady Macbeth or whoever walked by, and then the nerd guy had to say ding.)
Stewie: This is my rifle, this is my gun, this is for shooing and this is for fun
(And when they're at the renaissance fair and then you hear ding ding when Lady Macbeth or whoever walked by, and then the nerd guy had to say ding.)
Stewie: "You know who's really brave?Ghandi."
and, "You on your back in the water. You know what you remind me of? A turd"
and, "You on your back in the water. You know what you remind me of? A turd"
Quagmire: "whoa transvestite back off! waite a sec, pre op or post op?"
Transvestite: "pre op"
Quagmire: "whoa transvestite back off!"
Transvestite: "pre op"
Quagmire: "whoa transvestite back off!"
Quagmires by far
"I felt guilty once, but she woke up halfway through"
"Heres to he drunken clam boys, where they dont ask for proof of ID
..and neither do I"
Auctioner: Our first item is a pair of panties confiscated from a prostitute.
Quagmire: Fifty bucks.
Auctioner: She had nine STDs.
Quagmire: Forty-five bucks.
Auctioner: And when we caught her she wet herself.
Quagmire: Fifty bucks.
Peter: "How am I going to raise all that money"
Quag. :"You could whore yourself out to 1000 fat chicks for 50 bucks a piece. Or 50 really fat chicks for 1000 bucks a piece. Fat chicks need love too-- but they have to pay. "
"I felt guilty once, but she woke up halfway through"
"Heres to he drunken clam boys, where they dont ask for proof of ID
..and neither do I"
Auctioner: Our first item is a pair of panties confiscated from a prostitute.
Quagmire: Fifty bucks.
Auctioner: She had nine STDs.
Quagmire: Forty-five bucks.
Auctioner: And when we caught her she wet herself.
Quagmire: Fifty bucks.
Peter: "How am I going to raise all that money"
Quag. :"You could whore yourself out to 1000 fat chicks for 50 bucks a piece. Or 50 really fat chicks for 1000 bucks a piece. Fat chicks need love too-- but they have to pay. "
"YOU CALL THIS COFFEE WHORE?" Wait That was Harold and Kumar goto White castle lol.
Some of my fav quotes have already been said!
I dono exactly how this 1 goes but....
After sex talk with Quagmire,
"Quagmire can I ask you a question?"
Q:Sure
"Where do you work"
Q:Can I ask you a question?
"Sure"
Q:Why are you still here.
Also
"its my sex box and her names sony"
lol and 1 of my favs I busted out loud lauching my ass off (dono exactly how it went now)
Meg: MOM chris is hogging all the food,
Chris: Ohh yeah... well... your hogging up all the ugly!
Some of my fav quotes have already been said!
I dono exactly how this 1 goes but....
After sex talk with Quagmire,
"Quagmire can I ask you a question?"
Q:Sure
"Where do you work"
Q:Can I ask you a question?
"Sure"
Q:Why are you still here.
Also
"its my sex box and her names sony"
lol and 1 of my favs I busted out loud lauching my ass off (dono exactly how it went now)
Meg: MOM chris is hogging all the food,
Chris: Ohh yeah... well... your hogging up all the ugly!
I just saw this one (again), didn't see it anywhere, but it might have been posted:
(In the Police Van spying on Lois, tuning the listening device)
Quagmire:"Damn this itches. I wonder who gave it to me. Probably that Skank I gave a ride to the airport. Last time I ever do anyone a favor. Oh God they heard me. Oh God I CAN HEAR ME. Da na na na na na na na na naaaa na na na naaaaaaa..."
(In the Police Van spying on Lois, tuning the listening device)
Quagmire:"Damn this itches. I wonder who gave it to me. Probably that Skank I gave a ride to the airport. Last time I ever do anyone a favor. Oh God they heard me. Oh God I CAN HEAR ME. Da na na na na na na na na naaaa na na na naaaaaaa..."
(Quagmire comes out of pool house with girl)
"well i guess i can't go swiming for at least a half hour. ohh rightttt giddy giddy giddy"
"well i guess i can't go swiming for at least a half hour. ohh rightttt giddy giddy giddy"
I watch too much of this show:
"Hey did you ever notice this? On page 547 it says 'Jebus'."
"It's supposed to be 'Jesus' right?"
"Hey did you ever notice this? On page 547 it says 'Jebus'."
"It's supposed to be 'Jesus' right?"
C
Chad
Guest
Stewie at the fair trying to win the evil clown doll holding his crotch
This is my rifle, This is my gun, This one's for Fighting, This one's for Fun
This is my rifle, This is my gun, This one's for Fighting, This one's for Fun
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lanky189
Guest
Peter: "I know there were some disagreements about some episodes I directed. Like the incest one."
Peter: "Hi mom"
Lois: "Hi Peter"
Brian: "That's just wrong"
Peter: "Hi mom"
Lois: "Hi Peter"
Brian: "That's just wrong"
TopSecret said:
Chris- "I don't have to listen to you. You're a dog. You don't have a soul"
Stewie-"Oh he's got you there."
