The UK - No-one here is permitted to own any kind of handgun rifle or shotgun unless they're farmers, in which case they're permitted only a 12-gauge, and only after a psych evaluation and 'needs' assessment.
Cops here don't carry guns either, more than 80% refused to carry them when the Metropolitan police asked if they would, and the firearms officers that do exist are usually ex military and have extensive training, as such, they're pretty thin on the ground at the moment.
They're only now just starting to trial the use of tasers :/
Still, back to the amusing stuff
And finally my all time favourite: