Urgh.

[buckshotglass]

Always find it kind of creepy when the docs are like 'this is your problem!' then they open you up and go 'wtf - ok, this is the problem.

I had the same thought. I felt like the result was a lesser issue, and that's great news!

Now get better, and get on that pole, k?

 

[IJ.]

Mike: great news then
(fingers crossed they don't adhere agin to the new work)

Give her a gentle hug from me.

 

[OneJoeZee]

:3d_frown::3d_frown::3d_frown:
:3d_frown::3d_frown::3d_frown:
:3d_frown::3d_frown::3d_frown:

 

[OneJoeZee]

Well, by "slicing," I mean "small incision in my belly button" and "another small incision a few inches below that."


The most painful part, I've been told, is dealing with leftover carbon dioxide in my abdominal cavity that will be pumped in there to give a better view of my innards. Whatever's left over presses against the diaphragm and causes pain in the neck and shoulders.

But my doc gave me Lortab. I think I'll be okay.



This is the beginning to then end of being in near-constant pain for the past 6-8 years. I've lost count at this point.


....and doc says no sex for 7-10 days after surgery.



It's a fairly simple procedure, and if I had a "normal" sit-down type job, I'd be back to work on Monday or Tuesday. But I groom dogs. Lots of bending, twisting, lifting, etc. My doc told me to take all next week off. Like I'm going to argue.

Status: In pain

That makes two of us.

 

[IJ.]

Hmmmm Joe and Theresa both have had surgery on their respective "bits" but I ask has anyone ever seen them both in the same place at the same time....

Off to check IP addresses!

 

[suprahero]

You might be onto something IJ, and if they are the same person, Joe really looks good in a thong holding pistols.

 

[JustAnotherVictim]

I don't wanna know what's going on here.

 

[foreverpsycotic]

Im glad it wasn't Endometriosis, as the surgery only tends to pospone the pain untill another one. Glad it all got taken care of.

 

[philly mkIII]

Having to wait in nervous anticipation of pending surgery sucks.


Slicing Theresa open in 8 hours....

good luck with your surgery.. my gf had that a few years back...

 

[Supracentral]

Hmmmm Joe and Theresa both have had surgery on their respective "bits" but I ask has anyone ever seen them both in the same place at the same time....

Off to check IP addresses!

Damn! Let me know what you find, I'd need to know about that!

You might be onto something IJ, and if they are the same person, Joe really looks good in a thong holding pistols.

Sir, I have a visual imagination. Now I have that image in my mind.

You will be receiving a bill from my mental health professional.

I don't wanna know what's going on here.

Hell, I've been trying to figure out what's going on around here for a long time. If anyone ever discovers it, let me know please.

 

[DreamerTheresa]

Blech. I'm pretty damn sore today. Been trying to stay on top of taking my drugs and move around a little more like the doc advised. Still nauseous here and there, but doing better and eating a little more solid food.

I appreciate all the kind words everyone.

 

[Keros]

Just caught this thread... I'm glad to hear our favorite dreamer is getting better

Hopefully they gave you the fun kind of drugs

 

[fstlane88]

Looking forward to some drug induced random posts from ya DT...j/k.

In all seriousness good to hear you're getting better and hopefully the rest of '08 is pain free for you.

 

[DreamerTheresa]

Not too many drug-induced posts; Lortab makes me quite sick to my stomach, so I'll be taking it sparingly.

 

[suprahero]

No pole dancing for a while...............:wtc:

I am wishing you a speedy recovery and a minimal amount of pain.