this is very serious.

PROJECT N00b

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ok look. my first post mentioned my dog. well i have an update, he died on the way there. im sad now this fucking sucks. its really really sad. heres a picture of him.
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bigunitpitcher22

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That fucking blows dude, about 2 months ago we lost a cat and when i was chasing my dog around i found 3 parts to my cat, its head and two front paws. just lying in the brush, i hunted coyotes for the next 3 nights and killed myself 4 in revenge.

Just think about your mc helmet and your cool halo name and halo car.
 

coreybear08

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its prolly because you have a rat as a dog...

either that or the main reason only one of my balls hurts...your dog stepped on one of them...

btw...IBprofin SUCKS take vicoden ;-)
 

GotTurbos?

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dude Im really sorry about the dog :( makes me sad.

seriously now, I hope you get better. It really sucks to loose a pet.
 

Jayhall

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its been said already, but i bet you sat on it, happens to me once and a while. And it hurts like hell, even makes my stomach hurt if it gets full weight on it.
 

Disced

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Damn dude.. Sorry about your dog. I thought I lost my cat once and freaked out running all over to find him.

Hope you feel better, and hope your ball gets better as well. lol.
 

Shytheed Dumas

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Disced said:
Hope you feel better, and hope your ball gets better as well. lol.

LOL... I'll be you never thought you would post a sentence like that. :biglaugh:

Anyway, it is serious. You can end up with the tube from your testicle, I think it's called a vas deferens (sp?) knotted or twisted, and I think it can really cause damage to your testicle. Go see a doctor today.
 

OneJoeZee

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im sure im going to get laughs and have fun pled at me but heres the deal.
just recently over the past hour or two my left testicle is fucking throbbing and hurting, omg is it unbareable. i swear to you im not kidding, ive called the doctor and left a message, mom says to put ice on it. can you guys out there please help me out? i dont think i can sleep with this pain.

on another note, my sick dog is being rushed to the vet, for vomiting and diarrhia (sp?) poor thing i hopw he makes it through.

thanks for looking and trying to help me out.

Why are you asking an online forum what to do if your nuts are hurting? call the fucking doctor.

Next time I have an anxiety attack, I'll make sure to tell the paramedics to hold on because it's more important that I some people online what to do and sit and wait for a response.

:nono: :nono: :nono: :nono: :nono:
 

JMDigital

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ok. After reading this thread 2 things happend..

1. I feel bad about your dog. I have 3 and could not handle one of them going. :( :(

2. Now my balls hurt! Too much talking about bad things happening to balls. GO TO DR. get them fixed then tell us about them. Now I will be worried about my balls and some tube that gets all tangled up!! :aigo: Im gonna buy a cup on the way home from work!!
 

whudafux

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I feel the pain with the dog man. I lost 2 within 2 months this year. One from cancer and one because he was sick and lonely.

And go see a doctor. But make sure it's a woman doctor.
 

Turbo. Targa. Life.

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^^:rofl:

Dude I'm really sorry to hear about your dog passing away. I lost a dog a few years back and I think I cried for like 3 days, and now our other dog is on her way to a better place, too--she's just gettin old. Truely sorry to hear about your loss.

About your nut/ball/teste/baby-maker-juice-holder...:ugh:

I can just see it now: New section on SM, "Medical Help Section"--first thread ",HELP!! MY DICK IS CAUGHT IN THE BELT SANDER!!!>

"OMG Guys I was sanding this block of wood and my cock got stuck in there, thankfully I had my laptop out here cuz otherwise I'd be fucked...it's still stuck in there getting ground up...WHAT DO I DO???"

RESPONSE: "Uhh....turn it off? Call a bamalance? :ugh:"