^^:rofl:
Dude I'm really sorry to hear about your dog passing away. I lost a dog a few years back and I think I cried for like 3 days, and now our other dog is on her way to a better place, too--she's just gettin old. Truely sorry to hear about your loss.
About your nut/ball/teste/baby-maker-juice-holder...:ugh:
I can just see it now: New section on SM, "Medical Help Section"--first thread ",HELP!! MY DICK IS CAUGHT IN THE BELT SANDER!!!>
"OMG Guys I was sanding this block of wood and my cock got stuck in there, thankfully I had my laptop out here cuz otherwise I'd be fucked...it's still stuck in there getting ground up...WHAT DO I DO???"
RESPONSE: "Uhh....turn it off? Call a bamalance? :ugh:"