this is very serious.

da89soup

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HellsLegion said:
LOL.

How would you know about my wiener. I aint never sexed you or anyone!!! Well except the neighbors dog but that is a secret.
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I knew it!!!!:biglaugh:
 
Clueless

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MKIII N00b said:
im sure im going to get laughs and have fun pled at me but heres the deal.
just recently over the past hour or two my left testicle is fucking throbbing and hurting, omg is it unbareable. i swear to you im not kidding, ive called the doctor and left a message, mom says to put ice on it. can you guys out there please help me out? i dont think i can sleep with this pain.

on another note, my sick dog is being rushed to the vet, for vomiting and diarrhia (sp?) poor thing i hopw he makes it through.

thanks for looking and trying to help me out.
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mkiiSupraMan18

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HellsLegion said:
HALP SM! MAH DICK IS IN MAH PENCIL SHARPENER



HALP SM! MAH DICK IS STUCK IN MAH HONDAS TAILPIPE



HAPL SM! MAH DICK S STUCK IN MAH CT26!
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lol
Had a guy come through the ER just the other night. Came across the ER board as Sexual Trauma. Drunk people with funny problems are the best. His shit was all bent 90* or so. It's a good story to tell people at the dinner table, I just don't feel like typing it all out again.
 
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mkiiSupraMan18 said:
lol
Had a guy come through the ER just the other night. Came across the ER board as Sexual Trauma. Drunk people with funny problems are the best. His shit was all bent 90* or so. It's a good story to tell people at the dinner table, I just don't feel like typing it all out again.
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aw man...you must tell, I need some humor right about now
 
mkiiSupraMan18

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^ Yer lucky it was in an AIM window.... lol

Cut/paste from an AIM convo...

mkIISupraMan19 (9:59:09 PM): So Friday, I worked 2nd shift, right? Came in at 2pm left at 10pm
mkIISupraMan19 (9:59:40 PM): Well about 8 the ER board was about empty, just the patients we had already gotten Xrays of
mkIISupraMan19 (9:59:47 PM): Well, another PT popped up

mkIISupraMan19 (10:00:36 PM): like 43 yo male with GU problems (genitourethral)... no biggy, probably an ultrasound, nothing to get excited about
mkIISupraMan19 (10:01:06 PM): Well, the ER calls over and they're wanting to do a voiding cystogram... nothing new, I just didnt expect it
mkIISupraMan19 (10:01:31 PM): so I tell them that we gotta clear it w/ the radiologist, and asked for a history...
mkIISupraMan19 (10:01:51 PM): "sexual Trauma" is all they would tell me... "That's all you want to know... believe me"
mkIISupraMan19 (10:02:19 PM): so then we get it cleared, and go over to get him
mkIISupraMan19 (10:02:25 PM): the guy is TRASHED...
mkIISupraMan19 (10:02:27 PM): yeah...
mkIISupraMan19 (10:02:33 PM): anyway, lol
mkIISupraMan19 (10:02:58 PM): me and one of the techs, a pretty good looking mid-upper 20's gal
mkIISupraMan19 (10:03:12 PM): Pays NO attention to me, even though I'm talking, and just stares at her

mkIISupraMan19 (10:03:24 PM): He was obviously drunk, so I just went and got a wheel chair

mkIISupraMan19 (10:04:12 PM): He's all like, "what the F is that for?" and I said, 'so we can take you over for some Xrays' and he said "My legs aint broke, it's my dick.... you want me to just whip it out there onto the seat and wheel it over?"
mkIISupraMan19 (10:04:44 PM): I thought the chick w/ me was going to die, she had to step out she was laughing so hard

mkIISupraMan19 (10:05:03 PM): so after all that nonsense, we get him over to the XRay room, and get a history
mkIISupraMan19 (10:05:28 PM): Basically it was "him and his old lady had too much to drink and they must have gotten carried away"
mkIISupraMan19 (10:06:21 PM): so we tell him that he's gonna need to take his boxers off, which he didnt have any problems doing... but just before he pulls them down he looks at me and says "Sorry about the shaved bits, that was part of the fun last night"
mkIISupraMan19 (10:07:09 PM): So we keep going, explain the exam, gonna stick a catheter into the end of your penis inject some contrast and check for leaks in your Urethra, blah blah

mkIISupraMan19 (10:07:16 PM): "Oh...." and thats all he says
mkIISupraMan19 (10:07:44 PM): he actually did really good during the exam, but after we tell him we're gonna inject the contrast he asks where it was going,
mkIISupraMan19 (10:07:55 PM): we told him it'd just go into his bladder, nothing major
mkIISupraMan19 (10:08:11 PM): again, it was "It aint my F'in bladder. I GOT A BROKE DICK"

mkIISupraMan19 (10:09:25 PM): So we explain how all his piping worked and he just nods, not knowing what the hell is going on, obviously
mkIISupraMan19 (10:10:07 PM): We finish up the exam and he gets dressed and turns to look at the girl and says "I'm glad you got to see me tonight... and I mean AAAALLLLLLLLLL of me...."
mkIISupraMan19 (10:10:16 PM): It was fan-freaking-TASTIC
mkIISupraMan19 (10:10:35 PM): If you ever get a chance to do something like that, DO IT


man that was a PITA getting that all lined up and taking out crapp she was saying
*phew*
 
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