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SupraDerk

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My neighbors are having sex right at this very moment. It's loud, the guy sounds like he's dying and the chick keeps saying "oh my god"
 

RHDMK3

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Sep 30, 2006
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I've heard my neighbor having sex the other day. She was screaming like your typical Japanese girl. I hate it when that type of shit happens!!!
 

SupraDerk

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hahaha, yeah. It's really weird cause you don't wanna listen. But it's not like you can ignore it's happening. They have sex like 5 times a night, it's REDICULOUS!
 

RHDMK3

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Well he is an American. Actually. His name is Chris. He's big black guy. The J- girls here love black guys, and American's in general for some reason.
 

RHDMK3

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SupraDerk said:
hahaha, yeah. It's really weird cause you don't wanna listen. But it's not like you can ignore it's happening. They have sex like 5 times a night, it's REDICULOUS!

You should make lots of noises when you jack off or something. Like bang something up against the wall, shit like that. When I was stationed back in GA I used to do shit like that to my friends when they had ladies over. Funny as hell:)
 

SupraDerk

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RHDMK3 said:
You should make lots of noises when you jack off or something. Like bang something up against the wall, shit like that. When I was stationed back in GA I used to do shit like that to my friends when they had ladies over. Funny as hell:)

lol, I've been tempted. I had a test about a week ago and they were going at it REALLY BAD at like 3am, I wanted to scream "SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!" so much :biglaugh:
 

RHDMK3

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You could get one of your guy friends over and make noises like you are doing it. I know if anything were to make my penis soft its the sound of two men fucking!
 

drunk_medic

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My wife is kinda loud, and when you live in a couple apartments or houses where the bedrooms are connected by a wall, it sucks. I'm not a very social person, but in the past neighbors have looked at me funny when they happened to see me "the day after".
 

SupraDerk

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hahah, yeah when I saw them after the first time I heard them going at it, my roommate said I just had this look on my face and he could tell I was making them uncomfortable.

How the hell are you supposed to look at two people that just boned each other all night?? It'd be like meeting porn stars in real life or something, hehe