the off topic war

[Poodles]

Prototype GTR manifold

for those that don't know it's a joke

 

[zambini]

:biglaugh::biglaugh::biglaugh::biglaugh::biglaugh:

 

[Isphius]

I just cleaned out my infected ear with a q tip and it was disgusting. Like yellow/brown snot bugger stuff

 

[DsBetterHalf]

My pillows smell like clean flowers

 

[shenronzero]

theres two chicks in my bed and im still on supramania!

 

[Clueless]

This thread sucks! ::moebaker::

 

[Poodles]

theres two chicks in my bed and im still on supramania!

you know how I know you're gay?

Clueless is living up to his name.... and TopGear rocks!

 

[shenronzero]

you know how I know you're gay?

Clueless is living up to his name.... and TopGear rocks!

im watching supercars exposed

 

[flight doc89]

i just took the biggest shit.

EDIT: in before Godwin's Law

 

[flight doc89]

Not true, the cat can't land as falling toast must land butter side down and falling cats must land feet first.

Since both cannot occur, the cat cannot land.

It's a paradox.

ah, but you see, if the Cat lands on Its feet, then the Toast has not landed yet (being taped to the cat's back). The Toast, being on the Cat's back, does not prevent the Cat from landing on Its feet. In order to make it a true paradox, you must tape/glue/attach/staple the Toast to the Cat's paws (butter-side facing the Cat's paws).
Therefore, when the Cat attempts to land on Its feet, the non-buttered side of the Toast will be facing down, which will force the Cat over, at which point the Cat will right Itself again, and both objects will fall towards the Earth getting closer and closer and infinitely closer without touching the Earth.......






























....And then the World will END!

 

[shenronzero]

we need a new thread just for the freakin cat and toast

 

[hvyman]

i like green!

 

[flight doc89]

i think i should go to bed.....I just spent about 15 seconds trying to light my cigarette before i realized i didnt even have a cigarette in my mouth.......

 

[hvyman]

^lol

mommy i dont want blue pudding, i want brown jello





mommy can please scoop some out of the head for me!

 

[zambini]

hacky sack is back like its 1994!

 

[Nomad707]

For god sakes man! it says WELCOME, TO SNAKES, BEEEENNNNNDDUUUH

 

[bmoss85]

well im going to work. i gotta stop going to bed a 130 am everynight. 12 hours is a long day with 3hrs of sleep.

i had left over chicken for breakfast, it was good.


its cold as shit outside.

 

[flight doc89]

12 hours is a long day with 3hrs of sleep.

you do realize that there are 24 hours in a day, right? i mean, i've had my doubts, but thats what everyone tells me

 

[shenronzero]

one time i counted 27hrs another time 22hrs.... i think there is something wrong with the time space continuum... were fucked

 

[Supracentral]

Have a nice diurnal anomaly!