the off topic war
- Thread starter NashMan
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if a space ship lands in your back yard...how many pancakes does it take to fill a dog house
answer: rabbits don't eat ice cream
answer: rabbits don't eat ice cream
Supracentral;1186925 said:
you see that is actually a misconception: if you put the toast on the cat's back, then you aren't proving anything because the cat will land land on it's feet, and the toast will have not landed at all.
No, you see, what you actually have to do in order to test this is you must glue the buttered side of the toast to the pads of the cat's feet. THEN: you drop the cat.
and then the world will END. [/world]
flight doc89;1187119 said:
Not true, the cat can't land as falling toast must land butter side down and falling cats must land feet first.
Since both cannot occur, the cat cannot land.
It's a paradox.
I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. Now go away before I taunt you a second time.
Supracentral;1187160 said:
What's the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow Mr. Smartypants? Hmmmm?
African or European Swallow?
