The CHRISTMAS Thread
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IJ.;1210031 said:
You don't know what your missing. Jay gives great hugs.:naughty:
upgradedsupra;1210052 said:
You are too far away for a hug, but I am sending chocolate covered peanut butter candy.
Twas Santa Who Stole My Supra
'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, my cat killed the mouse;
My tools strewn across the shop without a care
In hopes that my head gasket would soon be repaired
Asleep in the driver seat too tired to reach the bed,
While visions of high boost danced in my head
And my wife in her peekaboo, and I in my shed,
When she wakes in the morning I will soon be dead.
When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
I grabbed my 40 cal to see what was the matter.
A round in the chamber I flew like a flash,
I was locked and loaded to protect my stash
The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow
Gave the luster of mid-day to objects below,
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a miniature sleigh, and eight tiny reindeer,
With a little old driver, so lively and quick,
I knew in a moment I drank too much beer.
More rapid than eagles his coursers they came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name;
"Now, Dasher! now, Dancer! now, Prancer and Vixen!
On, Comet! on Cupid! on, Donder and Blitzen!
To the top of the porch! to the top of the wall!
Now dash away! dash away! dash away all!"
As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly,
When they meet with an obstacle, mount to the sky,
So up to the house-top the coursers they flew,
With the sleigh full of shit, and the fat guy too.
And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the roof
The groaning of wood under each little hoof.
As I drew up my gun to fire off a round,
In my chimney the fat guy somehow went down.
Dressed all in fur, pimped from his head to his foot,
And his clothes were all covered with shit and soot;
A bundle of shit he had flung on his back,
And he looked like a pot head just opening his pack.
His eyes -- how they were red! his dimples how merry!
His cheeks were like roses, his nose like a cherry!
His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow,
And the beard of his chin was as white as the snow;
The stump one hitter he held tight in his teeth,
And the smoke it encircled his head like a wreath;
He had a broad face and a little round belly,
That shook, when he laughed like a bowlful of jelly.
That fat fucker had broken into my house.
And I laughed when I saw him, in spite of myself;
A wink of his eye and he picked up a tool,
Soon my motor was fixed and felt like a fool.
He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
And filled all the fluids; then turned with a jerk,
And laying his finger aside of his nose,
And giving a nod, up the chimney he rose;
He sprang to the Supra, revving the motor up
And he flew away, lighting the back tires up.
But I heard him exclaim, when he drove out of sight,
"Thanks for the Supra, this bitch is tight."
Merry Christmas All.
'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, my cat killed the mouse;
My tools strewn across the shop without a care
In hopes that my head gasket would soon be repaired
Asleep in the driver seat too tired to reach the bed,
While visions of high boost danced in my head
And my wife in her peekaboo, and I in my shed,
When she wakes in the morning I will soon be dead.
When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
I grabbed my 40 cal to see what was the matter.
A round in the chamber I flew like a flash,
I was locked and loaded to protect my stash
The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow
Gave the luster of mid-day to objects below,
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a miniature sleigh, and eight tiny reindeer,
With a little old driver, so lively and quick,
I knew in a moment I drank too much beer.
More rapid than eagles his coursers they came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name;
"Now, Dasher! now, Dancer! now, Prancer and Vixen!
On, Comet! on Cupid! on, Donder and Blitzen!
To the top of the porch! to the top of the wall!
Now dash away! dash away! dash away all!"
As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly,
When they meet with an obstacle, mount to the sky,
So up to the house-top the coursers they flew,
With the sleigh full of shit, and the fat guy too.
And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the roof
The groaning of wood under each little hoof.
As I drew up my gun to fire off a round,
In my chimney the fat guy somehow went down.
Dressed all in fur, pimped from his head to his foot,
And his clothes were all covered with shit and soot;
A bundle of shit he had flung on his back,
And he looked like a pot head just opening his pack.
His eyes -- how they were red! his dimples how merry!
His cheeks were like roses, his nose like a cherry!
His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow,
And the beard of his chin was as white as the snow;
The stump one hitter he held tight in his teeth,
And the smoke it encircled his head like a wreath;
He had a broad face and a little round belly,
That shook, when he laughed like a bowlful of jelly.
That fat fucker had broken into my house.
And I laughed when I saw him, in spite of myself;
A wink of his eye and he picked up a tool,
Soon my motor was fixed and felt like a fool.
He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
And filled all the fluids; then turned with a jerk,
And laying his finger aside of his nose,
And giving a nod, up the chimney he rose;
He sprang to the Supra, revving the motor up
And he flew away, lighting the back tires up.
But I heard him exclaim, when he drove out of sight,
"Thanks for the Supra, this bitch is tight."
Merry Christmas All.
you have too much time on your hands mate.
All i ever want for christmas is to make it home.
Got it!
Got all i asked for this year,
Four books,
Calendar book with all the dates im supposed to remember, but don't
Republic, fom Plato
Atls Shrugs
The Communist Manistifo.
i can only imagine my sister crusing the booksetore looking for my requests!
Now all i want is a shot at that little blonde i met the other day....
All i ever want for christmas is to make it home.
Got it!
Got all i asked for this year,
Four books,
Calendar book with all the dates im supposed to remember, but don't
Republic, fom Plato
Atls Shrugs
The Communist Manistifo.
i can only imagine my sister crusing the booksetore looking for my requests!
Now all i want is a shot at that little blonde i met the other day....
Really just want a C5. Not happening today, and 2009 doesn't look all that great either. Where's Jay and that big, gay hug of his :naughty:
I got nothing, as expected, unless one of the Cats has hidden a 'present' under my pillow again...
I did however have:
Roast Leg of Lamb with Garlic & Rosemary, Garlic & Rosemary Roast Potatoes, Sprouts, Green Beans and a Red Onion Gravy.
All the potatoes...er....disappeared
I did however have:
Roast Leg of Lamb with Garlic & Rosemary, Garlic & Rosemary Roast Potatoes, Sprouts, Green Beans and a Red Onion Gravy.
All the potatoes...er....disappeared
^Explanation for grumpy old man.
I got a whole bunch of stuff for my Ipod Touch and other MP3 Player. I also got a bunch of gift cards (Itunes & others). Me and the wife pooled the money we would spend on each other, and got ourselves a nice new 32" flat screen. We wanted bigger, but settled for 32", because that's all that would fit in the entertainment center, and we didn't want to just hang it on the wall and have a hole in the E.C.
I'm also viewing SM on a brand new flat screen TV/Monitor I'm using with the computer. It's dressed in Cincinnati Reds attire. I love it.
I got a whole bunch of stuff for my Ipod Touch and other MP3 Player. I also got a bunch of gift cards (Itunes & others). Me and the wife pooled the money we would spend on each other, and got ourselves a nice new 32" flat screen. We wanted bigger, but settled for 32", because that's all that would fit in the entertainment center, and we didn't want to just hang it on the wall and have a hole in the E.C.
I'm also viewing SM on a brand new flat screen TV/Monitor I'm using with the computer. It's dressed in Cincinnati Reds attire. I love it.
Woot! I bought a vented headlight cover for the Supra tonight with some of the money we ended up not spending on the kids. Not bragging about not buying them anything by any means, as they racked up. We are just usually broke at this moment. We managed to have money left over this time.
Slow66;1194413 said:
Wow, i went 3/4
Too bad we got dumped 1.5 feet of snow last weekend, otherwise, i'd go play Powerball Slow66;1210691 said:Wow, i went 3/4
All of that East snow is coming our way. Can't you keep it over there. :cry:
Duane
this Christmas was pretty good. The fiancee and I both exchanged gifts early.
I got a Mossberg 500 Persuader with a nice case and some ammo and she got a white lab mix puppy.
I got some form of rum that comes in a bottle shaped like a flintlock pistol, some demo tools and books from the rest of the family.
metalocalypse season 2 also.
it was kinda crappy weather, id trade being warm for a few inches of snow.
I got a Mossberg 500 Persuader with a nice case and some ammo and she got a white lab mix puppy.
I got some form of rum that comes in a bottle shaped like a flintlock pistol, some demo tools and books from the rest of the family.
metalocalypse season 2 also.
it was kinda crappy weather, id trade being warm for a few inches of snow.
Slow66;1210691 said:Wow, i went 3/4
Dammit, this must make me the last person on the planet without an MP3 player. :nono: Jon's trying to convince me to get an iPod or iTouch or iSomething-or-other... I don't know what all of them are. I just can't justify spending the money on one of those when there are so many things I'd rather have for the cars.
On the Christmas side of things, I got a black KitchenAid mixer (thankyouthankyouthankyou Jon!!!) [insert jokes about women and kitchens here], gift cards, cash, See's candy, and other goodies. Oh, and a PetsMart gift card so I can get something for the girls. All in all it was good, and we had a nice first Christmas together.
Serena, I love my Ipod Touch. 100 Cd's or more and very accessible. But ya, $250-350 would be fun for the Supra. I got my 16GB in trade for a junk KA24 that i had close to nothing in.
wetboosteddreams;1211395 said:
Good to hear you care about car stuff as top listed things to have for Christmas! :icon_bigg
LOL on the kitchen stuff. Since your priority is car stuff, I'll leave that one alone.
my (free) cell phone has an mp3 player on it and that's about all I use when riding. never just use it for listening. If I plan on riding a long way I steal the wife's Zune. It's got a radio tuner so, unless the new iPods have them, it's much better IMO.