Roommate problems, what to do?

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honestabe

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Strip of bacon on his door handle to his room??? Better yet put bacon in all the clothes he leaves laying around and then toss them in his room (make sure he can't see the bacon when they are laying in his room, sorta hide them).

Adam
 
Kangae

Kangae

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Sep 13, 2007
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Alright, I'm gonna pick up some lax at wal-mart on the way home tomorrow and some pudding, and some ice cream (because he has eaten that before too). And then we will see what happens over the next few days.
 
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IJ.

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Make sure it only goes in YOUR food anything else I believe would be a crime ;) (if he chooses to steal YOUR food so be it YOU only have the laxative in it as you're a bit bound up)
 
Kangae

Kangae

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IJ.;1283481 said:
Make sure it only goes in YOUR food anything else I believe would be a crime ;) (if he chooses to steal YOUR food so be it YOU only have the laxative in it as you're a bit bound up)
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Oh yeah its going in my food, I don't believe he leaves anything in there.
 
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Ash

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If you were really ambitious you could find a way to secretly tape all of the revenges and a year to two from now put them out on YouTube and start your own weekly series.:evil2:

Anonymously of course.

Besides the bacon, I don't think Muslims like girls, so you could start keeping lots of half-naked girls carousing in your apartment. :boobies::boobies: Not only do you piss him off, but who doesnt like carousing half-naked girls in their apartment? (And that would score even more points when you do your video series)
 
flight doc89

flight doc89

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1: jerk off in food
2: put sign on food that says "Jizzed on, don't eat"
3: Days later, magnet some pictures of jizzing on food to fridge door
4: ???
5: profit!

figure out what kind of music he doesnt like and play it all day

no locks on doors? reformat his hard drive. Or, nearly as good: rearrange the jumpers on his drives. If he has multiple CD/DVD drives, set them all to master (that screws with IDE shit in interesting ways, not sure about SATA drives tho)
 
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IwantMKIII

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does he use your drinks?? If so wait till they're about 1/4 way left. Pee in them. He will learn quickly, and if he doesn't its more fun for you.


Please setup hidden cameras if at all possible and that goes for any pranks
 
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So you can mess around with allot of the ideas tossed at you here.......however realize that if you are also caught intentionally "abusing" him then you've lost your legitimate legan leg to stand on. Unfortunately, the law does not support "an eye for an eye" actions. It supports equality, rights and real evidence!

So don't mess with his personal things, don't trash his stuff because you too also will have the unguraded moment where he can mess with yours also.

If you lax him too much too often, he'll soon pick up that he's the only one running to the bathroom and can do the same to you also. <you don't want that> Plus, if he reports you as intenionally laxing him, again you credibility goes out the window. So lax him some, then make it known that your new chinese diet is all pork. Document and take pictures, heck a lil webcam in the kitchen can catch him and you can even see what he's doing behind your back too. If you catch him spiking your food......then you can immediately report him and take action against him.

Unfortunately, you have to rise up and be the bigger person and not take all of the easier deceitful options. ;)
 
drunk_medic

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To parrot the no-lax idea, when I was deployed someone did the same thing with chocolate laxative. They tricked someone into eating a bunch as a prank [I don't think it was retribution for anything]. The guy shit his guts out and had to go to medical because he became severely dehydrated. The person who did it was busted down in rank. I imagine if it came down to this and he found out someone was doing this to him, you may have a major lawsuit on your hands.
 
DsBetterHalf

DsBetterHalf

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Jan 25, 2008
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A friend of mine had a similar problem. His answer? Bake a cake with ExLax in it instead of whatever liquid it calls for, then cut a slice out *so it looks like something someone has already gotten into* and leave it in the fridge. :) My friend's "problem" spent several hours in the bathroom after eating a large slice. Problem stopped after that, LOL. Also, make sure to remove all toilet paper from the bathroom before he gets in there, as previously said.
 
Moy

Moy

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the buttered floor vid is awesome... in this case, use bacon fat and make sure it gets all over your roommate and his clothes. if he worships at a local mosque, put a little bacon fat on the clothes he wears to service so that he gets bitched at and disgraced by his local Muslims...

okay, that last one is going a bit far, but that would be a good one if you wanted to ruin his life :evil2:
 
Kangae

Kangae

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Sep 13, 2007
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Well, I hate to dissapoint you guys, but looks like I won't be doing any of this stuff.

Turns out my ally in all of this, my other roommate, decided he had enough and is moving out. So, I decided to follow suit and I will be moving out also. Mainly because I don't want to deal with this guy, and also somewhat because they said they are moving another Bosnian in.

Now I know I probably shouldn't judge this new guy before I meet him, but being my only experience with bosnian is my current roommate, I'm sure you can understand if I'm a little gun-shy.

So unfortunately I won't have any funny videos but I believe in the enemy problem is solved. Thanks for the advice, it was fun to think about.
 
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