Post funny things that got you detentions in high school
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we did a bunch of shit with no detention, so i didnt mention bringing that up. but now since the thread's leaning:
we made copies of the master keys, had tons o fun with that. made it a point to pee in the entire school. so we hit up every class room in the evenings and went back for the halls. halls were kind of big so we pissed in the mop buckets and let the janitors handle the rest. we also had a few cookouts on the school roof, stole a backhoe on loan and went joyriding (and joy digging) around the school.
sigh, i really miss high school.
we made copies of the master keys, had tons o fun with that. made it a point to pee in the entire school. so we hit up every class room in the evenings and went back for the halls. halls were kind of big so we pissed in the mop buckets and let the janitors handle the rest. we also had a few cookouts on the school roof, stole a backhoe on loan and went joyriding (and joy digging) around the school.
sigh, i really miss high school.
So many times...This is going to take alot of typing. :biglaugh:
ok We stold sodium out of science lab, and blew up the toilets with it, we lifted up the agri shop teachers car and turned it sideways inbetween the fence and a building where there was only two inches clearance..which also happened to block the buses......I put condoms on all the powerloss lighting, a friend put paper in my pocket and set me onfire in class.....I stole the math teachers paddle, took it home and painted graffetti and stuff on it and then gave it back to him.......I accidently Ripped a hot chicks mini skirt completely off her in front of the entire full lunch room...oops! We had a model come and pose for us as we drew her in Art class....(Fully clothed) But I drew her completely naked, and she got emberressed...princiable tryed to suspend me, but my art teacher threw a fit and said it was my artistic expression and they were not going to do anything to me...it got hung on the wall for all to see..LOL I mooned American History class, and the teacher seen it.....I typed that my typing teacher was a bitch and I wished she would die...and she pulled it out of my typewriter and read it...LOL Good Times....The best was..we had this "Special" kid (who should have been at a retarded school but his mom wouldnt allow it) we got him to go up behind the teacher while he was sitting down, and act like he was jacking off on the teacher, then the teacher turned to see what he was doing, and the kid hit him in the nose with his STROKE.....the whole class was crying we were laughing so hard. It was priceless.....I was voted the most likey to NOT succeed in the year book..LMFAO
ok We stold sodium out of science lab, and blew up the toilets with it, we lifted up the agri shop teachers car and turned it sideways inbetween the fence and a building where there was only two inches clearance..which also happened to block the buses......I put condoms on all the powerloss lighting, a friend put paper in my pocket and set me onfire in class.....I stole the math teachers paddle, took it home and painted graffetti and stuff on it and then gave it back to him.......I accidently Ripped a hot chicks mini skirt completely off her in front of the entire full lunch room...oops! We had a model come and pose for us as we drew her in Art class....(Fully clothed) But I drew her completely naked, and she got emberressed...princiable tryed to suspend me, but my art teacher threw a fit and said it was my artistic expression and they were not going to do anything to me...it got hung on the wall for all to see..LOL I mooned American History class, and the teacher seen it.....I typed that my typing teacher was a bitch and I wished she would die...and she pulled it out of my typewriter and read it...LOL Good Times....The best was..we had this "Special" kid (who should have been at a retarded school but his mom wouldnt allow it) we got him to go up behind the teacher while he was sitting down, and act like he was jacking off on the teacher, then the teacher turned to see what he was doing, and the kid hit him in the nose with his STROKE.....the whole class was crying we were laughing so hard. It was priceless.....I was voted the most likey to NOT succeed in the year book..LMFAO
Numerous counts of mouthing off and being a smart ass. Leaving a 350ft black mark around the school, had a boot because I broke my foot. Donuts several times. Ditching class to go into the auto shop. Flipping the principals car onto it's roof. Racing in the parking lots cars, bikes, scooters, what ever we could 2 or more of. Thrashing the halls ways. Resetting the bell schedule school became only 10mins long that day.
Just the start of the list of things.
Just the start of the list of things.
We played ninja on top of the schools roofs. we would jump around the 2nd story and into the storage room of the cafeteria and take gatorade. some of the janitors saw us and we just ran into a big crowd and took our sweaters off.
Durring freshmen year, we decided to take the janitors little golf cart for a spin around the construction area. we found out that the golf cart was only 1 wheel drive, then we got caught because of the big ball of dust and received 1 day of suspension.
highschool was great..
Durring freshmen year, we decided to take the janitors little golf cart for a spin around the construction area. we found out that the golf cart was only 1 wheel drive, then we got caught because of the big ball of dust and received 1 day of suspension.
highschool was great..
johnathan1 said:
well heres the story, i was late for 5th period and he didnt let me in, so i go to the bathroom and try to forge a note but failed miserably due to my bad penmanship that looks like a childs handwriting, so i just stand in one of the stalls and play games on my phone and a staff member knocks on the stall and tells me to get out, i get sent to my administrator and she checks my attendace, and i have a really bad attendance record, she radios in for the campus police and i get searched and cited for loitering, i shoulda stuck my finger down my throat and start throwin up or something when i was in the bathroom
oowee623 said:
WOW, your school was a bunch of Nazi's! I would have been in Prison from the shit I did if I went to your school. LMFAO
Had detention for stupid things but nothing funny.
I did get suspended for 10 days for threatening to slit a kids throat in homeroom. I thought that was funny and turned out to be a nice vacation.
I was in a meeting with all the seniors where they discuss all the events and shit. Principal came up to me, tapped me on the shoulder and told me to go with her. I was escorted to the Vice Principals office with the school resource officer and some big ass cops. Then they searched me, found nothing and proceeded to suspend me.
They actually told me that I couldn't come back to school until I went thru anger management classes and that the councelor told them that I was safe enough for the school to come back to it.
Went to the class 1 day and they handed out a list that said "you may have anger problems if", then it listed them. I lied and told him that none of them pertained to me and he just signed the paperwork for me to go back to school. mwahahahahahaha
I did get suspended for 10 days for threatening to slit a kids throat in homeroom. I thought that was funny and turned out to be a nice vacation.
I was in a meeting with all the seniors where they discuss all the events and shit. Principal came up to me, tapped me on the shoulder and told me to go with her. I was escorted to the Vice Principals office with the school resource officer and some big ass cops. Then they searched me, found nothing and proceeded to suspend me.
They actually told me that I couldn't come back to school until I went thru anger management classes and that the councelor told them that I was safe enough for the school to come back to it.
Went to the class 1 day and they handed out a list that said "you may have anger problems if", then it listed them. I lied and told him that none of them pertained to me and he just signed the paperwork for me to go back to school. mwahahahahahaha
Got suspened for beating a kid in jr. high and they would't let me go back till I went thru anger managment, was going to a therapist for depression and he just signed it and I went on my way.
being in the girl's bathroom.
at least i didn't get caught doing what i was in there for...
(she wanted to do it and it was the only privet ish place)
at least i didn't get caught doing what i was in there for...
(she wanted to do it and it was the only privet ish place)
Some kid was calling me a fag for the first 10 min of class, so I picked up his desk and flipped him on his side, proceeding to choke him for a min before the teacher (my neighbor) came out of her shock. Went to the principal's office, he gave me 1 day, the other kid got 5.
I never got detention for smoking, drinking, being high or diping in class.
I never got detention for smoking, drinking, being high or diping in class.
1. stuffing chalk into the art room sink hose and turning it on until it exploded
2. filling a friends locker with "feminine hygene" products
3. fist fighting with my little brother down the B hallway
4. spraying classmates with distilled water bottles (x3)
5. stealing magnesium strips
10 year reunion this year, yess!
2. filling a friends locker with "feminine hygene" products
3. fist fighting with my little brother down the B hallway
4. spraying classmates with distilled water bottles (x3)
5. stealing magnesium strips
10 year reunion this year, yess!
not detention, but lost my parking permit couple weeks before school let out for doing a bigass wheelie on the bike
things not caught for:
filling condoms with helium and floating them down the halls
i left one of the windows unlocked one day; came back that night with like 5-6 cats and let them loose in the school (friend of mine lived in the woods, had like 30 dogs on their place, among other animals)
EDIT: oh, also skipped school on a half-day, and a bunch of us met up to race on a 1/4 mile stretch east of town. the chick i raced didnt let off after the 1/4 mile mark and went full throttle around a turn bumping my car and spinning me out (3 spins, epic fear) and she lost it and knocked a tree down at prolly 70+ mph. and word got out, and ALL my teachers knew about it and blamed me for her being in hospital for two weeks
things not caught for:
filling condoms with helium and floating them down the halls
i left one of the windows unlocked one day; came back that night with like 5-6 cats and let them loose in the school (friend of mine lived in the woods, had like 30 dogs on their place, among other animals)
EDIT: oh, also skipped school on a half-day, and a bunch of us met up to race on a 1/4 mile stretch east of town. the chick i raced didnt let off after the 1/4 mile mark and went full throttle around a turn bumping my car and spinning me out (3 spins, epic fear) and she lost it and knocked a tree down at prolly 70+ mph. and word got out, and ALL my teachers knew about it and blamed me for her being in hospital for two weeks
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in ms i got caught selling penthouse mags that i stole frim my dad. when my dad came to meet w/ my princepal he showed my dad the mags that stiil had his name and address on the cover. i got 3 weeks off iss, but the look on my dads face when he saw i didnt peel of the shipping label was priceless.
we re-oriented the chemistry teacher's classroom 180 degrees one day.
next week we did it again, but this time we moved her desk to right side of classroom and superglued it in place. they got the desk back in place, but there are still (as far as i know) little peices of carpet still stuck to the legs
my mama was telling me her football player friends would pick up the zoology teacher's vw rabbit and move it somewhere else in the parking lot.
next week we did it again, but this time we moved her desk to right side of classroom and superglued it in place. they got the desk back in place, but there are still (as far as i know) little peices of carpet still stuck to the legs
my mama was telling me her football player friends would pick up the zoology teacher's vw rabbit and move it somewhere else in the parking lot.