needed input again *its fun this time*

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Mk3runner

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my gf's roommates are real pricks their moving out in a month and forcing my girl out so we're looking for a place of course.

what I'm wanting advice on is how can I dick with them till then.. minus cops and pending charges. but I want to get these pricks for treating my girl like shit.

so far I been planning on having my friends over so we can drink their booze when their gone and refill with water.

right now I been doing stupid shit like not flushing the toliet... believe me if I woulda got on video the response I just recieved for doing that you would shit bricks.. these people are that sensitive and stuck up.
 
JASONA70

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st2b;904923 said:
If they have a RWD car, get about 20 zipties, and tie them to the driveshaft.
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thats lol.


also jack up their car by 1/2 inch off the floor, jack it up from somewhere they cant see.


and put some epoxy in their key holes.
 
Dunckel

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1.Slip a sheet of plywood in between their mattresses.
2.Dead fish under their car seat.
3.Itching powder is fun. Put some on the toilet paper.
4.Pull a spark plug.
5.Buy some milk, leave it open and outside for a few days to get nice and chunky. Swap your milk with the one in the fridge.
6.Take the batteries out of all the remotes.
7.Hair removal cream in the shampoo.
8.Obtain a small hypodermic needle and syringe. Fill it with Habanero pepper extract or hot sauce. Inject extract or sauce into your gf's roommate's fruit, vegetables, cakes, ice cream, and anything else you can find that's edible.
9.Dog poo under the car door handle.
10.Mail them a piece of Bologna.
11.Don't forget laxatives.
12.The "upper decker". Shit in the upper part of the toilet. The tank.
 
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funny you should say that CTsupra, I was already thinking that just minus the vid... but maybe for you guys.

now Dunckel, bro you gave me a great start on this. I thank you for helping a fellow SM brother out.
 
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The upper decker, now thats just wrong and so awesome.

Install hidden webcams all over the house and youtube the girls.

Remove their license plate, call tow truck for abandoned vehicle.
 
sean210

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Put plastic wrap on the toilet bowl. then put the seats down.
and if you dont feel like dumping in the tank and just want them to
freakout. put three packs of red coolaid in he tank.
 
DsBetterHalf

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Forewarn your girl if she still lives there, then do the following in the bathrooms:

WEAR GLOVES!!!
Find some poison ivy/oak
Bring a few leaves inside
Rub vigorously around the toilet seat, but make sure not to leave leaf stains

:D
 
Clueless

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DsBetterHalf;905747 said:
Forewarn your girl if she still lives there, then do the following in the bathrooms:

WEAR GLOVES!!!
Find some poison ivy/oak
Bring a few leaves inside
Rub vigorously around the toilet seat, but make sure not to leave leaf stains

:D
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You're just evil, you know that? But good idea though... :evil2:
 
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