needed input again *its fun this time*
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Vaseline is the best thing to put on toilet seats. Especially if they've been out drinking. Just imagine a girl, half drunk, trying to scrub essentially grease off her ass with her panties around her ankles. It's a sight for sore eyes.
Frozen shrimp works better than fish for almost everything. Put it in the toes of shoes, in ash trays in cars, in underwear drawers, kitchen cupboards, jacket pockets, slightly buried in houseplants... speaking of houseplants, water them. With bleach.
Unplug the fridge. And the clothes dryer. Reverse the hot and cold hoses to the washing machine, then turn off the cold - everything will get washed on pure hot. Welcome to a bunch of wool sweaters that are about 6 sizes to small.
Fill condoms with eggwhite by the dozen, and leave them in the living room couch. In the same vein, pick up some REALLY embarrassing sex toys and leave them where it will be assumed they are being used by the room mates.
Don't forget the potato in the tailpipe stunt.
Frozen shrimp works better than fish for almost everything. Put it in the toes of shoes, in ash trays in cars, in underwear drawers, kitchen cupboards, jacket pockets, slightly buried in houseplants... speaking of houseplants, water them. With bleach.
Unplug the fridge. And the clothes dryer. Reverse the hot and cold hoses to the washing machine, then turn off the cold - everything will get washed on pure hot. Welcome to a bunch of wool sweaters that are about 6 sizes to small.
Fill condoms with eggwhite by the dozen, and leave them in the living room couch. In the same vein, pick up some REALLY embarrassing sex toys and leave them where it will be assumed they are being used by the room mates.
Don't forget the potato in the tailpipe stunt.
Turn every radio they own to "MAX" and then hit mute.
Drastically raise or lower the water pressure.
Fill their computer with LOTS of porn.
Trip the breaker to their bedroom at night, thus resetting the alarm clock.
Cut the bottom out of every box in the cupboard.
Cut slits in the sides of the milk carton near the top.
Reroute windshield washers to inside of car.
Drastically raise or lower the water pressure.
Fill their computer with LOTS of porn.
Trip the breaker to their bedroom at night, thus resetting the alarm clock.
Cut the bottom out of every box in the cupboard.
Cut slits in the sides of the milk carton near the top.
Reroute windshield washers to inside of car.
Step one: Tear bottom of trash bag
Step two: Clip bottom shut with clothes pin, and attach clip to bottom of trash can.
OR
Step one: Secure piece of cardboard to bottom half of medicine cabinet
Step two: With door propped slightly open, fill cabinet with skittles, then remove cardboard while closing
Step two: Clip bottom shut with clothes pin, and attach clip to bottom of trash can.
OR
Step one: Secure piece of cardboard to bottom half of medicine cabinet
Step two: With door propped slightly open, fill cabinet with skittles, then remove cardboard while closing
Replace their razor blades with really, really dull ones.
Get a label maker and label everything in the house.
If you're in a warmer climate, write stuff on the lawn in laundry detergent, then wait for the sprinklers to come on.
I think thats it....
Get a label maker and label everything in the house.
If you're in a warmer climate, write stuff on the lawn in laundry detergent, then wait for the sprinklers to come on.
I think thats it....
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1. suran wrap the whole car
2. find the spare key, and park their car somewhere else
3. pour white soap on thier car, so it looks like cum
4. sugar in thier gas tank
5. un plug the afm
6. cut the power when they are taking a shower
6 1/2. hell... cut the water
7.fill the car with blow up dolls
2. find the spare key, and park their car somewhere else
3. pour white soap on thier car, so it looks like cum
4. sugar in thier gas tank
5. un plug the afm
6. cut the power when they are taking a shower
6 1/2. hell... cut the water
7.fill the car with blow up dolls
yeah. fill it with like clown or midget porn. something bizzar.MkIIIentropy;906174 said:
Vaseline on ear piece of phone.
Steal all of their underwear and socks.
Pull the EFI fuse in their car.
Steal all of their underwear and socks.
Pull the EFI fuse in their car.
all too great guys...
lol, kinda sick. but I kinda got pissed in the morning and took my morning piss under the couch cushions.. umm one of the roommates told my gfs boss that I was being abusive *which is bullshit* the boss didn't believe it, which is a good thing. but man talk about low ball shot at me.
got the morning piss on vid still deciding to send it to them or just post it here outta boredom no nws I swear.
even got my girl to turn off the comcast which was in her name anyways. they were bitching about how if she put the pc downstairs then they would pay the internet bill. which is jacked up. her pc cost nearly a g. so now they have no land phone, no cable tv or internet... which means I can only logon here at work. I swear this is like a build thread for fucking with the asshole roommates.
added: heres their myspace to see what I get to look at..
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=27282233
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=41961790
feel free to comment on whatever shit you choose to say at them.. strange people if you ask me.
lol, kinda sick. but I kinda got pissed in the morning and took my morning piss under the couch cushions.. umm one of the roommates told my gfs boss that I was being abusive *which is bullshit* the boss didn't believe it, which is a good thing. but man talk about low ball shot at me.
got the morning piss on vid still deciding to send it to them or just post it here outta boredom no nws I swear.
even got my girl to turn off the comcast which was in her name anyways. they were bitching about how if she put the pc downstairs then they would pay the internet bill. which is jacked up. her pc cost nearly a g. so now they have no land phone, no cable tv or internet... which means I can only logon here at work. I swear this is like a build thread for fucking with the asshole roommates.
added: heres their myspace to see what I get to look at..
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=27282233
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=41961790
feel free to comment on whatever shit you choose to say at them.. strange people if you ask me.
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CTsupra
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Mk3runner;906220 said:
:rofl:
DO IT NOW! Post it here too. This will make my year so far. It damn well better not be NWS, lol.
CTsupra, when I bring my laptop to work I'll upload it... its off my phone and its somewhat dark but you'll get the point.
anyways update, spiked the milk with some hot sauce and well added more to the couch *oops*.
another note the roommate is making threats about not wanting me there no more and something about having me arrested if I do show up.. now I been there everyday since the 1st of december. now isn't there sqautters rights? meaning they can't touch me. these people all out don't like me.
anyways update, spiked the milk with some hot sauce and well added more to the couch *oops*.
another note the roommate is making threats about not wanting me there no more and something about having me arrested if I do show up.. now I been there everyday since the 1st of december. now isn't there sqautters rights? meaning they can't touch me. these people all out don't like me.
CTsupra
Supramania Contributor
Is your gf renting from them? If so, remember, renters have far more advantages than the owner when it comes to eviction, and they need to do exactly that.
If you ever gave them rent money tell them to fuck off. Arrest you for what? ...Yeah, exactly. I hate when people try to pull this shit.
If you ever gave them rent money tell them to fuck off. Arrest you for what? ...Yeah, exactly. I hate when people try to pull this shit.
latest news... roommates called the pigs on us saying bunch of shit about unprompted phone calls. well shit happens, strange bottle starting with the name Jose which lead to phone calls.. go figure. so I guess the changed the lock and bullshit.. might have to kick the door in to get my girls shit.
whos helping with the bail if I get caught... me and my friend request money on our books if we don't get away...
state soap sucks!
whos helping with the bail if I get caught... me and my friend request money on our books if we don't get away...
state soap sucks!
haha you cant get arrested i wouldnt think. and these pranks are sooo good! get them real good as a parting gift, and deff pull their EFI if u get the chance, probly at least a day without a car for them