Need help buying a christmas gift for a girl

Mr.PFloyd

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IJ. said:
It's all fun and games till someone puts Thomas's eye out with a dildo then the tears start! ;)

Play nice kids!

But one should never steal another's work, it's code! So don't fear of eyes being poked out, will never happen cause we won't try. You guys spent hours perfecting it, so i guess we can just do basic cowgirl.
 

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xxxotiknightz

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JustAnotherVictim said:
I was in Frisco and people told me of your receiving technique. They started a religion about you.

I understand, I'm viewed as a god by men a women alike. Your mom did nothing but scream my name the other night. All she said was "OH GOD" over and over. :biglaugh:



Titus
 

Johnny Dangerously

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CryoSlash said:
a good friend of mine, she has a lot of stress in her life with school and work and shit, and was having sort of breakdowns because of it.
So, the most logical thing would be to get her something to help her relax. I can't afford to spend A LOT, but like a 50 dollar gift isn't a problem. Any ideas?


give her some shrooms....its like 40 bucks for a good amount.
 

Mr.PFloyd

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Johnny Dangerously said:
give her some shrooms....its like 40 bucks for a good amount.
Drugs are bad mmkay.

xxxotiknightz said:
I understand, I'm viewed as a god by men a women alike. Your mom did nothing but scream my name the other night. All she said was "OH GOD GET THIS GUY OFF OF ME" over and over. :biglaugh:
Titus

You rapist.
 

Johnny Dangerously

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im jokin bout the shrooms.

shes going through alot of shit? shes stressed? shes got alot on her mind?

take her to get a stone massage and then a nice dinner. Thats the perfect gift for any girl....theyll remember it forever. trust me.
 

Mr.PFloyd

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Johnny Dangerously said:
im jokin bout the shrooms.

shes going through alot of shit? shes stressed? shes got alot on her mind?

take her to get a stone massage and then a nice dinner. Thats the perfect gift for any girl....theyll remember it forever. trust me.
Yeah massage seems like the way to go. I will call places around tomorrow. Thanks guys!
 

Johnny Dangerously

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CryoSlash said:
Q, what's the difference between a stone massage, and like a general massage that clip mentioned?


stone massage uses the same type of massage techniques...but they also treat your muscles with real warm and extremely smooth stones on important muscles on your body. it feels a lil tingly at first and then once your muscles start to open up and adjust, it feels fuckin immaculate.
 

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Johnny Dangerously said:
stone massage uses the same type of massage techniques...but they also treat your muscles with real warm and extremely smooth stones on important muscles on your body. it feels a lil tingly at first and then once your muscles start to open up and adjust, it feels fuckin immaculate.

+1 on this. I have heard it kicks ass.

Oh...and I found more sig worthy material in here, lol.