Need help buying a christmas gift for a girl

[IJ.]

Buy her a dildo since you can't satisfy her.

LMAO surprised with this crowd it took 16 posts

 

[Jeff Lange]

PIITB

 

[Clip]

another idea: get her and her bf tickets to a symphony or play. a little jazz goes a long way, and her bf will be happy with you when she's even happier with him.

pair of tickets to a play = around $60, depending on the show
pair of tickets to a symphony = maybe more, maybe less (i think im picking up a pair for me and my gf for one of her xmas presents)

 

[Mr.PFloyd]

LMAO surprised with this crowd it took 16 posts

Well not everyone like Cedric needs (as he calls you) Immense Ian to please him.

 

[buckshotglass]

Seriously, you should buy glass from me, and she will wear it, and people will tell her how awesome it is.
PM me tomorrow if you want.

 

[Mr.PFloyd]

Seriously, you should buy glass from me, and she will wear it, and people will tell her how awesome it is.
PM me tomorrow if you want.

lol good sales pitch, but what are you selling? :icon_surp

 

[JustAnotherVictim]

Well not everyone like Cedric needs (as he calls you) Immense Ian to please him.

Only your mom can satisfy me Tommy.

 

[xxxotiknightz]

yeah, nobody looks mean when you can see their breath :sarcasm:

Exactly, that what I meant. :biglaugh:


titus

 

[Mr.PFloyd]

Only your mom can satisfy me Tommy.

Yeah but she keeps on saying you can't do the same for her.

 

[JustAnotherVictim]

She has a huge ass man.

 

[Mr.PFloyd]

She has a huge ass man.

But in comparison, when i look, your mom has a nicer and bigger one though, she's black dude.

 

[IJ.]

Well not everyone like Cedric needs (as he calls you) Immense Ian to please him.

Maybe you could buy her a strap on and if she's really nice she'll give you a reach around at the same time?

 

[xxxotiknightz]

This is going to get out of hand fast.



Titus

 

[Clip]

in before cock block

 

[Mr.PFloyd]

This is going to get out of hand fast.



Titus

If that be the case, so be it :biglaugh:

Maybe you could buy her a strap on and if she's really nice she'll give you a reach around at the same time?

Cmon. she ain't gonna steal your guys' moves.

 

[xxxotiknightz]

Who wants to start the "yo mommas so fat jokes"?


Titus

 

[buckshotglass]

Glass beads she can tie on a string... and wear around her neck.

She will always think of you

 

[Clip]

anal beads, hmm?

 

[JustAnotherVictim]

Cmon. she ain't gonna steal your guys' moves.

I know they work on you too well.

 

[xxxotiknightz]

Clip we really think alike. That was the first thing that came to mind.


Titus