Need help buying a christmas gift for a girl

[Mr.PFloyd]

a good friend of mine, she has a lot of stress in her life with school and work and shit, and was having sort of breakdowns because of it.
So, the most logical thing would be to get her something to help her relax. I can't afford to spend A LOT, but like a 50 dollar gift isn't a problem. Any ideas?

 

[suprahero]

help her relax?

How about a bottle of zanex?

How old is she? Does she have any kids? Does she have any toys? Batteries are always a good gift for women............:naughty:

 

[xxxotiknightz]

help her relax?

How about a bottle of zanex?

How old is she? Does she have any kids? Does she have any toys? Batteries are always a good gift for women............:naughty:

Vixen buys you wheels and your gonna come back with a pack of batteries. What ever happened to a nice relaxing night on the town, or out somewheere nice and quiet.

Try to get a good bead on what she likes and just give her a relaxing evening.


Titus

 

[Clip]

yes, 50 bucks can buy a pretty good dinner and a movie or something. if you're going for a material gift, im stumped but i'll think on it

 

[buckshotglass]

Buy art.

 

[Mr.PFloyd]

help her relax?

How about a bottle of zanex?

How old is she? Does she have any kids? Does she have any toys? Batteries are always a good gift for women............:naughty:

LOL jay man, i will buy you a drink one day lol.
She's 21, no kids.
I don't know how she would feel with getting batteries. Whether she would get it or not, that awkwardness is not the greatest idea lol.
And a night on the town is a good idea, but the problem is, she's pretty busy lately so yeah. I don't know if her boyfriend would like that either cause he is the jealous type. Material gift would be preferable in this case lol.
Oh and that note, no PIITB comments. KTHXBYE

 

[Clip]

oh boyfriend?

how about a gift certificate to a spa or massage, or candles or whatnot.

what in the hell is happening with her and her boyfriend that you're looking for a nice gift? not implying anything, but if he's the jealous type how will this play out? does he know you're a good friend of hers?

 

[suprahero]

If she's got a jealous boyfriend, she doesn't need a gift, she needs a new boyfriend. Jealous people suck and are insecure about something. He probably blames her for his insecurities.

Flowers usually make women feel good. Vixen loves to get tulips more than just about any gift even though they die in a week. I try to get her flowers on a not so regular basis, but I do buy them occasionally. I love flowers around the house, but only because I'm gay, what? Just kidding. Liking flowers doesn't make me gay...............never mind. I hate flowers, I'm way too manly for some stinking flowers..........anybody want to plan football?

Edit: spa is a great gift. Massages rule!!!!!!!

 

[Clip]

i like bonsai...but i also like supras...

 

[buckshotglass]

http://www.nbc.com/Saturday_Night_Live/uncensored.shtml

 

[Mr.PFloyd]

oh boyfriend?

how about a gift certificate to a spa or massage, or candles or whatnot.

what in the hell is happening with her and her boyfriend that you're looking for a nice gift? not implying anything, but if he's the jealous type how will this play out? does he know you're a good friend of hers?

He does know, and in all honesty hes a good guy. A gift wouldn't hurt, it's just a night out on the town would make him seem kind of unwary of whats happening. How much do spa shit run for?

 

[xxxotiknightz]

Show up to her house in nothing but a santa hat and sing jingle bells to her. If her boyfriend shows up tell him GTFO. Nobody wants to fight a naked guy. :biglaugh:


Titus

 

[Clip]

hell, you can buy spa gift certificates for however long you want. my massage cert. was for an hour, i think it was around 40 maybe?

 

[Mr.PFloyd]

hmm good idea clip, i wonder of any local spa's here.
On that note, any one else got any other good ideas like clips?
edit. titus, you bring up a strong point

 

[Clip]

check the phone book, the place where i bought my certificate was out of the way in an office park/building. never woulda thought it but it was one of those buildings that housed multiple offices

 

[JustAnotherVictim]

Buy her a dildo since you can't satisfy her.

 

[Clip]

or a dick in a box

 

[xxxotiknightz]

hmm good idea clip, i wonder of any local spa's here.
On that note, any one else got any other good ideas like clips?
edit. titus, you bring up a strong point

Just make sure it's not too cold outside or you might not get the reaction you really want. :naughty:


Titus

 

[Clip]

Just make sure it's not too cold outside or you might not get the reaction you really want. :naughty:


Titus

yeah, nobody looks mean when you can see their breath :sarcasm:

 

[Mr.PFloyd]

although i'd normally make comments such as GTFO, or STFU, The funny outweighs the anger here so i'll let it slide :rofl: