King Kong Vs. Jaws - Who wins?

[iwannadie]

Ok, I was talking at work and threw this scenario out there and stirred up a big debate so I thought why not bring it here.

The fight takes place in the ocean and assume kong can swim(he has in a movie). I see Kong as coming out the winner here. He has the monkey feet that can grab jaws while he can use his hands to punch or gouge at eyes. Even if Kong wraps up jaws and they sink he can still hold his breath long enough to do damage before surfacing again. Kong has 5 weapons being his hands, feet and mouth where jaws only has his mouth. Jaws has the clear advantage in the water but Kong can see the attack coming and use all 4 limbs to counter or deflect the initial bite and wrap up jaws. Kong would use his superior primate brain to problem solve the attacks and form a plan to fight using his 5 weapons.

Humans survive shark attacks all the time, jaws is just a giant shark going after a giant human like creature.

 

[Poodles]

With the huge size difference, Kong is going to grab the little fishy and rip it in half...

 

[iwannadie]

Finally some people with sense, everyone at my work laughed at the idea of Kong even standing a chance saying jaws would win easy.

 

[Poodles]

Jaws was big, but compared to Kong he's maybe a large bass lol

 

[GrimJack]

Kong by TKO in 1 round.

Jaws was defeated by some floaty barrels and an exploding ... fire extinguisher? I don't recall the exact item, but he shot a cylinder that exploded in his mouth, no more Jaws.

King Kong, on the other hand, got in a fight with a division of the army, backed up by several squadrons from the air force.

 

[ret]

All King Kong would have to do is get Jaws turned upside down and it'd be game over.

 

[Scruggs86.5T]

kong for sure, he'd just throw jaws up on the beach and it would be over.

 

[mattsplat72]

Umm what exactly would Jaws be able to do to Kong? Maybe and I mean maybe bite off a finger?

Kong
Gorilla
Height 20–45 meters (65–147 feet)
Weight 1,000-25,000 tons

Jaws
shark
Length 6-11.5 meters ( 20ft-37.6 ft per Guinness)
Weight 1200 to 4900 lbs 2.22 tons

Serious differences. A large bass indeed. would jaws even have a bite radius big enough to do any damage more then taking a ear or a nose? It would be like on shark week when you see a host holding a newborn shark that is relatively harmless because it cannot do any serious damage.

 

[SupraMario]

Kong...No question.
As everyone has said, kong was massive, jaws on the other hand was just big.

 

[iwannadie]

I'm going to print out some size comparison charts to show people the true size difference, I think they have forgotten just how big Kong is.

 

[Poodles]

Considering Kong held a women in his hand and climbed a skyscraper while swatting aircraft...

The animatronic Jaws was 22 feet long if that helps anyone with the sizes...

 

[89nasupra]

What if Jaws was a machine clone sent back by Skynet?

 

[iwannadie]

What if Jaws was a machine clone sent back by Skynet?

Why would they send it back to battle a full size king kong and why not back when kong was a baby and just kill him then?

 

[Fuzz420]

Bigger Jaws would win. King kong and Jaws would unite under a common enemy bigger jaws.

 

[7Matt-GE]

im too sober for this thread ill come back when im drunk.

 

[89nasupra]

Why would they send it back to battle a full size king kong and why not back when kong was a baby and just kill him then?

Because Skynet did not have detailed files of his childhood location.

 

[iwannadie]

Because Skynet did not have detailed files of his childhood location.

So they send back a shark to kill a land dwelling giant gorilla? I would think the future would be smarter than that. Maybe send back godzilla to kill king kong.

 

[89nasupra]

So they send back a shark to kill a land dwelling giant gorilla? I would think the future would be smarter than that. Maybe send back godzilla to kill king kong.

They tried that. They failed. If cyborg Jaws fails, next will be a shape shifting bird.

 

[iwannadie]

They tried that. They failed. If cyborg Jaws fails, next will be a shape shifting bird.

I'm liking the bird, what does it shift into?

 

[7Matt-GE]

I'm liking the bird, what does it shift into?

a giant cock (rooster that is)