King Kong Vs. Jaws - Who wins?
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lol have you ever pissed off a cock? run for your life or they will hurt you in ways your momma wouldn't even think of doing 
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.A shape shifting bird that transforms into a rooster... Yea I'm not liking it anymore, I feel skynet is going to keep failing and we are going to be ruled by king kong and skynet is going to be the AOL of the future giant ape ruled world.
iwannadie;1607820 said:
i can see it now once skynet goes active and the bombs drop just before they launch skynet will say "you've got rape!"
7Matt-GE;1607825 said:
Yeah but in stead of bombs it will be giant killer cocks (roosters) they will just sit at everyones window and wake us up at 0430 every morning till we kill our selves.
89nasupra;1607829 said:
Pfft, I'm a zombie and wake up at 9pm and am at work well before 4:30am it wouldn't bother me a bit.
Back on topic, I took with me a picture showing a scale comparison of king kong at 55 feet and jaws at 25 feet. Most people still refused to say kong would win. They kept insisting in the water kong would just sink when he went to grab at jaws. I kept saying, haven't you ever been swimming, you should be able to tread water with just your feet Or hands. Kong has massive limbs so it should be even easier for him to use just his feet to stay above water or use his hands to stay afloat and grab with his feet.
Only a few people after seeing the size difference changed their minds. I was shocked people still stuck to the jaws winning after seeing the difference. I even put a human at 6 feet tall and had a fish to scale at 2.7 feet to show it in relative terms. I was like if your in the ocean and a crazed 2.7 foot fish is after you, you couldn't grab it?? You might get bite once or twice but eventually once it comes to bite, throw your forearm out then with your other hand rip its gills out!
jaws would kill king kong
http://www.chacha.com/question/can-gorillas-swim
well wait just a second Kong would kill kong because he would drone and if lucky landed on jaws and then it would be a double ko
http://www.chacha.com/question/can-gorillas-swim
well wait just a second Kong would kill kong because he would drone and if lucky landed on jaws and then it would be a double ko
NashMan;1607917 said:
Yea, you might want to do some fact checking before just posting non-sense. King Kong can swim, he has in at least 2 or 3 movies.
Ummm do I need to point out you posted a thread based on two fictional animals?iwannadie;1607919 said:
IJ.;1607920 said:Ummm do I need to point out you posted a thread based on two fictional animals?
Hey hey, keep your reality to yourself ; p .
Poodles;1607953 said:
Not a chance... your imagination doesn't get nearly grumpy enough to create IJ.
i think jaws has a stunt double because every time i see him in the moive he get's bigger then smallerl
I guess you could look at it two ways...
Reality: A 22ft long animatronic machine (jaws) would defeat a 3ft tall stop-motion character(KK). Remote control wins.
Fantasy: A 100ft+ tall ape would eat the 22ft long shark as an appetizer. May even take the time to grill him over a volcano...
Reality: A 22ft long animatronic machine (jaws) would defeat a 3ft tall stop-motion character(KK). Remote control wins.
Fantasy: A 100ft+ tall ape would eat the 22ft long shark as an appetizer. May even take the time to grill him over a volcano...
