Joke thread?
- Thread starter BusterMK3
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so 2 asians walk into a bar.
two weeks later...... they own it. Thank you very much.
nope don't have any
two weeks later...... they own it. Thank you very much.
nope don't have any
You said dirty huh...
What does a white man call a black man with a gun?....... Sir.
Thank you thank you (bows)
What does a white man call a black man with a gun?....... Sir.
Thank you thank you (bows)
A bear and a rabbit are sitting in the woods side by side taking a shit.........the bear looks over at the rabbit and says "Hey rabbit, do you have trouble with shit sticking to your fur?"
The rabbit says nope, not even a little bit.
The bear picks up the rabbit and wipes his ass with him.
The rabbit says nope, not even a little bit.
The bear picks up the rabbit and wipes his ass with him.
"Your mama's so fat, your mama's so ugly, your mama's so stupid, your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks." -Bo BurnhamNougie;1922651 said:
Anyways, OP, watch "Caligula" by Anthony Jeselnik, plenty of fucked up jokes. That is, if you haven't already.
Two peanuts walk into a bar. One of them was, assaulted.....a salted....salted....salted peanut. HA! I probably should have let this thread die, huh. 
Guy walks into a bar, orders a water, the bartender gets out a shot gun and shoots, nearly missing the man, guy gets up says thank you and leaves a tip....why the tip and why the thank you?
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Who can make more money in a week?
A drug dealer or a prostitute?
A prostitute because she can wash and resell her crack
A drug dealer or a prostitute?
A prostitute because she can wash and resell her crack